The Dink Network

I have put here all the (tdn)quotes which I found funny. I still keep on adding new quotes or those random displaying as i find them.
There is a link to this thread in my profiles page.
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NEW QUOTES->

"And people check out the demo of necromancer on SimonK's fan site."- Nobody
"Hey, Nobody said there was gonna be a demo."- DaVince
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"...and cant figure out how to make money ..."- DivaDolce
"KIll the purple dinosaur . They will drop about 10-30 goin happy hunting"- LOL u so nub
"Purple Bonca"- Redink1
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"Quick and friendly technical support. We appreciate all bug reports because we really want to fix them!"- RTsoft webpage
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"Watch out, or you get banned, RAJESH."- Skull(whose multiple accounts were recently disabled)
"Stop bugging me Rajesh or you will get banned! I'll ask Redink1 personally..."- DinkDude95
"I will ban you all instead!"- Rajesh
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"o__0 OMG!TWO rajesh's!Which one is real??LOL you spam again...Wait...I spammed too... -__-...dammit."- GOKUSSJ6
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"Ah...it's got that dang tracking. And I have a reputation to maintain. What are people going to think when they realize I actually do exist." - Gary Hertel
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"And I stare at women for what reason then?" - Tal
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"..and the mexicans next door got a f***** rooster...s***." - WC
"a rooster huh...perhaps a big dog would like a snack. " - Gary Hertel
"yeah, they have a huge f******* dog (hence why I can't just jump the wall and cut it's head off)." - WC
"Guess you'll have to do some sniping." - Gary Hertel
"na, it's in a wooden shack, i'll just throw a 'cocktail' on it. " - WC
"perfect" - Gary Hertel
"humm, not that creative, but it will work...maybe I could think of something funner...dynamite? Na." - WC
"stink bombs might be fun. they might even blame it on the rooster" - Gary Hertel
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"Anyway, you get the idea ... oh just pretend it all worked." - Seth
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"Banana!" - Redink Several time in Dink Network newsposts, we later sent him to a hospital that can help him with that problem
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"but thats nothing compared to your dick headed dead knight" - WC in a rant against Gary Hertel
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"By the way I fixed that error." - Seth to Pap
"Uh I never got that error." - Pap in response
"Oh, well just letting you know the headaches of it." - Seth
"Headaches noted sir." - Pap
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"Can't a guy just enjoy an hour of TV without getting any crap?!?" - Seth watching Melrose Place while Pap bothers him
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"dangit, I have a whopper I wanna eat!" - Seth as the business phone rings.
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"Dear Diary, I nearly died today.." - Seth everynight after letting Pap drive... (we were nearly killed many times)
"Johnny Cage is not afraid to die!" - Cd player, every day thanks to Pap.
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"Dear Diary: I can't believe Pap almost killed us putting gel in his hair while driving back to the office" - Seth
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"Do you think we could ever get Gary Coleman for one of
our games?" - Pap
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"Does my nose look cleaner?" - Pap
"I really don't want to look closely." - Seth
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"Don't read ahead, you have to solve it on your own." - Seth to Pap while writing the ending
"Yeah, I'll solve it with my 'debug' option!" - Pap
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"Dude, I don't know what's going on but this sh*t needs to work." - Seth after seeing an interesting battle between a knight and ducks
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"Even with the blast shield down I thought I could see with my mind!" - Pap after using the restroom with the lights burned out
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First user made Dink SmallWood webpage siting 9/17/97
"We have addon levels already?" - Seth
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"Have fun screwing." - Pap to Shawn
"Yes, I will." - Shawn
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"He couldn't be a pig farmer if he killed them all .." - Seth
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"Hey mom, check out that stain on my bedspread." - Seth to his Mother
"Now what exactly was I supposed to think that was?" - Seth's Mother
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"Hey now, who is being mean here, calling me a christian while I'm obviously an atheist." - Christiaan
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"Hey, the pigs are dead, but I can feed them!" - Seth
"That RULES!!" - Pap in response
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"Hey! I wrote my name with ducks!!" - Seth to an impressed Pap
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"Hey!! Erase 'days till Jedi Knight is out' and put back 'days until Dink shareware is released!" - Seth yells at Pap after seeing the blackboard
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"He's making it dang good so people like me won't hurl bricks in his window." - Dink Network user talking about FIAT and the time it's taking to get released.
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"How come we have a urinal as one of our buildings?" - Pap to Seth
"That building RULES!" - Seth in response
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"i am 12 years old and i am a person" - spacehoggy
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"I can kill whoever I want. " -DinkKiller
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"I can tell you now that my thoughts (my actual ones, not hte ones you are percieving) can in no way be construed as paranoia. Even illogically." - DraconicDink
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"I don't know why an Omanian liquor salesman and Yodeling chamion has to pretend to be an 11 year old kid, but if that's what you need to do, more power to you." - Milobones
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"I have 3 legs dammit" WC to redink1 via ICQ. "Wrong window!" arrived a few seconds later, much to redink1's relief.
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"I think I inhaled too much Tang." - Pap
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"I wish they still had drive-in's... and I had NICE car." - Seth
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"... I'd appreciate it if you didn't program functions into Miasma that yell at women who send you naked pictures of themselves. Thanks." - redink to WC
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"I'm not sure if I should let you drive in the middle of a wind
storm..." - Seth to Pap
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"i'm sexier now than when i had hair." - SuperWolfman
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"I've forgotten everything about everyone, aside from that crazy dutch guy." - Lurvy
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"If they hack the CD they don't get the audio, the movies or the
naked pics of me." - Seth
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"If only Brandon were here ... what would the Walshes do?" - Seth trying to figure out a procedure w/ the 90210 soundtrack on
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"If we get a huge community, then I'll be so famous that people will buy thongs signed by me... Oh, the glory!" - Tal
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"If you don't like this country, I will pay to have your ass sent to Iraq you unpatriotic kitty." - WC
"dude give me some money, ill go to the bahamas." - joshriot
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".. if you put enough alcohol in me I can handle anything." - Some Lady
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"In a sense this is my second attempt at my first dmod which I never finished and am revisiting after trying to do another one but deciding not to, but doing quite differently to last time." - DraconicDink
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".. in my 7 foot jet, pushing right on by ..." - Cd player
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"Indeed, pigs could be man's best friend." - safmoor
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"It'll take me a week to do mother..." - Justin
"I could do her in like 5 seconds." - Seth
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"It's Give Me A Big Fat Sloppy Kiss......I was just screwing around. " - Tal to WC about a post on the message board
"Uhh, gary, maybe he meant it for you.." - WC to Gary Hertel
"I would hope not...my dog might like a big fat sloppy kiss though." - Gary Hertel in responce
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"It's like it's face and it's butt have the same color red..." - Seth
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"It's good to have a long one with naked chicks at the end."- Typical SimonK
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"Mom, Would you kill one of your pets if someone offered you a million dollars?" - Seth
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"My indian name is ComputerWolf." - Seth
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"No matter how much i hate him, its still illeagal to even say things like that. *nods to secert aagent* book him." - flatline
"*peruses through the Yellow Pages searching for a man named 'Secert Aagent'*" - Tal
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"No thanks. I already have way too much to do that I don't do." - redink1
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"Of course they do that on 90210, but not on Doogie Howser -
Doogie has a family!" - Pap as he gets in a heated argument with Seth
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"Oh, and you can refrain from posting any nude pictures of anyone on the Dink Network" - Redink to WC
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"Oh come on, just blame it on the rain." - Seth
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"Ok, it's for sure fixed now." - Pap
"I'm gonna have fish jumping out of water before you fix that." - Seth
"Perhaps." - Pap
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"Ok, just one more house to do!" - Seth
"Do I have to do the inside too?" - Pap gloomily
"Yeah.. but it doesn't have to be quality or anything." - Seth
"Goodie!" - Pap cheerily
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"Ok, you have way too much rap there. It's just not healthy. heh" - Gary veiwing WC's MP3 FTP server.
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"RtSoft, this is Greg what can I do for ya?" - Seth answering the phone
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"Seth we can't do that, it wouldn't be right." - Justin (said many times)
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"Shall I list off the things that I would find repulsive about the very idea of having Dink up my coochie?" - AlliKitten about a Dink 'toy'
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"simon, your job is to interview poeple, not STALK them. thats tal's job." - joshriot
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"So I turn my computer on, and there are two Smurfs going at it." - Pap
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" ... so anyway, I saw a cool Doogie Howser episode last night .."
- Pap to Shawn
"You saw a cool Doogie Howser episode .... ?" - Shawn in response
"Shut up, Doogie RULES!!" - Pap
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"So you staff members beat up kids." -Erwin , to the staff
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"So you're coming to the Spice Girls movie right?" - Pap to Seth
"Yeah, I'll be dressed as Naughty Spice." - Seth
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"Tal is winking at me!" - WC to Redink1
"Spit on him." - Redink1 in Reply
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"Tal's a dweeb." - Tal
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"talking about yourself in the third person...you might need some therapy there." - Gary Hertel to WC , WC likes to talk in third person.
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"Thank God this is one of the communities I've been involved with where the male/female ratio is relatively equal. Not that...I plan to have sex with anyone or anything." - The Vault Dweller
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"That duck could kick my ass!" - Pap
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"That should be a goal of some level, you have no
weapon but you have to kill." - Seth
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"That's a mighty high horse you're ridin' there, pardner." - Redink1
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"... the plot completely turns around with a super 360..." - joshriot. There are 360 degrees in a circle... so basically, the plot turned around and kept going the same way.
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"The review is like a parasite that clings to the file; if the file goes under a complete metamorphosis, then that parasite sucker is gonna die." - redink1
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"This chat is going by too fast, they could be saying I suck,
and I missed it." - Seth
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"This is the best procedure ever, I gotta show ya..." - Seth to Pap
just before accidentally hitting the reset button
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"This monster has a red ass." - Pap
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"Uh oh ... Milder turned into Raiden." - Seth
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"yep. and watching voyager is like watching fabulous porno while you're straight." - JVeenhof
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"Warning: Tal is going to unclothe himself for charity"
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"WC, if I ever have kids, I'm getting a restraining order" - illusivefing
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"..we can do what we want ... except for the porn." - Seth to Pap on making
maps
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"We should get this out before a year passes..." - Seth
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"We're ... not from around here." - Seth at the store
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"Well... the cave guy.. I mean, I could DO him..." - Pap
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"Well, I've offended Pap's ears enough ..." - Seth after 'playing' the
Keyboard and demonstrating the 'show tune' version of Starwars
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"What do you think Paula Abdul, MC Hammer and Milli Vanilli are doing
right now?" - Seth to Pap after a taco bell run
"They're probably up in an airship together." - Pap
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"What's that?" - Pap to Shawn about something on the desk
"I don't know." - Shawn in response
"Seth, what's that?" - Pap to Seth about same item
"Uh, I don't know." - Seth in response
"Why the hell is there something organic lying around the office
and no one knows what it is?!?!?" - Pap
"Five bucks to whoever eats it!" - Seth
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"..Where'd you go?" - Seth's Mom
"I got my hair cut" - Seth
"I like it, it's really weird." - Seth's Mom
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"Why is this pig thanking me for hitting it?" - Pap
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"Yeah, well at least I was man enough to admit when my facial hair wasn't
working!" - Seth to his younger brother
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Mine is: "Dink won't die in years, or I'll eat my hat!"
Watch out your promises Sabre!

Congratulations for starting the gazillionth thread about the quotes.

I think the number of threads about quotes has far surpassed rational numbers.

"Cow"

It didn't strike me to check old threads. I will see that I don't post any used topic.
Since this has already started, let it be.

Now looking at it, that one in my 1st post was not actually a quote.
So mine will be; ="I have 3 legs dammit" WC to redink1 via ICQ. "Wrong window!" arrived a few seconds later, much to redink1's relief.
also that one in which kat talks about her kilt

a new one-
"Quick and friendly technical support. We appreciate all bug reports because we really want to fix them!"
- RTsoft webpage

How about this for a new one:

"WHAT?! This is no dead bonca carcass cult?! NOOOOOOOO!!" - Erwin, misinterpreting a forum topic

See here...

<edit note> I accidentally said Endy before instead of Erwin (sorry)

In Dink 1.08:

"****" - Dan, while organizing v1.08

From now on I'll be collecting all the quotes in the 1st post.

"If we get a huge community, then I'll be so famous that people will buy thongs signed by me... Oh, the glory!" - Tal

Uhh wtf I said "WHAT?! This is no dead bonca carcass cult?! NOOOOOOOO!!" not Endy

What about this for a quote: There had to be pigs on the way why else would Dink bring a sack of pig feed all the way up to Seth and back again.

TERRIBLY SORRY ERWIN! (must have been too late...). I will rectify that immediately (and in your collection if you please Harshit).

Hmm... we may be due for some new quotes... hopefully Dan will do something about that soon if he feels like it.

* I will post more quotes from Seth's quotes.txt , WC's collection and the random quotes when I have got time to kill. Meanwhile you can post any quote new or old which has not yet been added in the collection.

* You should not post your own new quotes. But you can post something somebody else said on this or some other thread.

@Erwin- corrected

That's a mighty high horse you're ridin' there, pardner. - Redink

It seems to me the surest way of getting yourself quoted is to whinge about how you've never been quoted (although this might only work for Canadians).

Whinge moan etc...I've been here since 05 and I've never been quoted.

What's the point of trying to get "Quoted" anyway? It's just a waste of time.

That doesn't work. Just saying is all, but it doesn't.

I am having my exams and won't be online till June.

"I have 3 legs dammit" - WC to redink1 via ICQ. "wrong window!" arrived a few seconds later, much to redink1's relief.

Ahahah

Yeah. I love that one!

"Anyway, you get the idea ... oh just pretend it all worked." - Seth
I find that one somewhat amusing.

Hmmm. Me too.

Updated[read the starting of 1st post]
Will do the rest after my exams(1 june).

lol I find every quote funny so I reply to every quote that's mentioned

Seriously, DD95. You could just have replied once, stating that both are good ones, and perhaps contrinute one quote more, y'know? <_<

"No matter how much i hate him, its still illeagal to even say things like that. *nods to secert aagent* book him." - flatline
"*peruses through the Yellow Pages searching for a man named 'Secert Aagent'*" - Tal

"Tal's a dweeb." - Tal

Here's a few:

"Indeed, pigs could be man's best friend." - safmoor

"i'm sexier now than when i had hair." - SuperWolfman

"WC, if I ever have kids, I'm getting a restraining order" - illusivefing

"i would be hard but its kind of hard" - joshriot

"In a sense this is my second attempt at my first dmod which I never finished and am revisiting after trying to do another one but deciding not to, but doing quite differently to last time." - DraconicDink

Added best of Seth's Quotes.txt. Only some random quotes now need to be added. Will do that later.

Meanwhile you can(and must) help me by posting in this thread about random displaying quotes still not added to my collection.

Note- Check the New Quotes in the end of 1st post.
You may give new quotes which I have missed. But not your own.

I can kill whoever I want. -DinkKiller

Tal??? Benevolent??? - Dinkateur

i'm never killing another pillbug, slimer, bonca, slayer, dragon, etc... again. I am now repenting my killing ways no matter how much i love hearing the sound of a pillbug die. Thank god I'm already a vegetarian or else eating dinner tonight would be very difficult for me now. - Dragon

Personally, when I review... reviews, I am more critical of exceptionally high or low reviews. If you're going to give a file a 9.9, you better dang well really justify why you think this is the GREETEST THINGN EVAR!! (which, incidently, is the extent of the content of most 9.9 reviews) - Striker

I don't know why an Omanian liquor salesman and Yodeling chamion has to pretend to be an 11 year old kid, but if that's what you need to do, more power to you. - Milobones

Hey now, who is being mean here, calling me a christian while I'm obviously an atheist. - Christiaan

Man, I guess I'm just not allowed to make jokes around here anymore... - DinkKiller

Thank God this is one of the communities I've been involved with where the male/female ratio is relatively equal. Not that...I plan to have sex with anyone or anything. - The Vault Dweller

Grr, I thought you were DrinkSpiller all this time... -redink1 ,to DinkKiller

So you staff members beat up kids. -Erwin , to the staff

These are one's that I took.

EDIT:

"No thanks. I already have way too much to do that I don't do." - redink1

The review is like a parasite that clings to the file; if the file goes under a complete metamorphosis, then that parasite sucker is gonna die." - redink1

Yes, I read your collection thread few days ago. And was going to ask you if I can use them.

I've got a quote. Not the best, but it's alright. This was said in the Tim Maurers Dmods thread.

Dink Smallwood Forever Trilogy? Never heard of it! Is it good? - DinkDude95

Lol, no. - Madstalker

That's cool. Lol, no. How retarted and stupid.

OMG! I've just noticed that I have been quoted a long time ago while I didn’t know I was!

I really need to check the quotes more often; they might even quote this as well without me knowing it.

I was amused to think that someone maybe could think Maurer's first D-MODs are great. And that's retarded? I thought trying to get in the quotes was more retarded.

DD95, why is it retarded and stupid? He just answered your question quite briefly and honestly.

Please tell me why this thread is worthwhile.

Well... it is certainly no more or less worthwhile than a bunch of other recent threads

@ Tal
-Maybe not for you, but somebody may like to read Quotes(jokes).
There are all kind of people in the world.

@ Striker
-If you have not noticed then, this thread is not new. And also except the 1st post you don't have to read anything else in this thread. Bcos once they are included(in 1st post) there is no meaning. So don't judge it by those recent posts.
-Also If you don't find any use of this thread then ignore it. You don't have to post to comment.(Others are also doing so but since you are a mod then less of this is expected from you)

Well, the original quote file doesn't seem to get updated anymore. So something new will be nice.

However, a lot of the new quotes posted here aren't actually that funny.

I have included only 4 new quotes. look at the end of my 1st(long) post.
If there are any quotes(old or new) that are no-so-funny then p tell me.

Heh, I really don't mind this thread so much... I just think that a lot of the staff and senior members are starting to get a little edgy with the current "n00bfest".

I s'pose I looked at what MadStalker said in a different way to everyone else. Sorry. Just ignore it. Carry on...

It's alive! (Again)

Thanks for fishing this out, Kris - nice to peruse the ol' posts.

What the hell?

I got bored and was looking for the quotes page. It appears that we might not have one.

I like Allikitten's quotes.

They are VULGAR!!

WTF?! didnt you say you were leaving?