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April 1st 2006, 02:15 PM
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redink1
King He/Him United States bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
Nobody will be banned today. Do you really have to ask why?

Nobody has consistently tried to break the forums, start fights, post spam, and hurl digital feces at other users. And for that, nobody will be banned.
April 1st 2006, 02:24 PM
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VaultDweller
Peasant He/Him United States
Wanderer of the Wasteland 
Whoa first I'm freaked out that there are 8 members on the forum all at once and then I see Redink1 start this thread! What happened?!

I didnt do anything?!

Un-Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
April 1st 2006, 02:25 PM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
Zip the piehole ink man, I know where your mother lives and if you talk crap to me, I'll talk crap to your momma! Anybody else want a piece of me?
Good.
Oh, before I forget: ghipofgffreoepghfacialhair
April 1st 2006, 02:39 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Hahaha...
April 1st 2006, 02:40 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Just you try it, and I'll get all regicidal on your ass. Punk.
April 1st 2006, 02:45 PM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
I agree. Ever since nobody joined the DN, the ambience keeps getting worse...
April 1st 2006, 03:16 PM
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Glennglenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
Is this a april fool? Since its not funny. Dink Smallwood & This site means alot to me.
April 1st 2006, 03:18 PM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
No, it's no joke. It's pink-eye running amock all over the place.
April 1st 2006, 03:41 PM
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Simeon
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Any fool can use a computer. Many do. 
Exile

But I broke the spell whehehehe
April 1st 2006, 05:52 PM
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Ric
Peasant They/Them Canada
 
Hehehe.
The April fools joke that got me the best was the homepage of my ISP. They posted a 'news'article about a space elevator being built about 100KM from here.( That would have been cool...) Then my Kid tells me the police are looking for him as he dashes out the door... ( should be a law against cruel humour...)
Anybody else get joked good today?
April 1st 2006, 06:33 PM
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Glennglenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
I would seriously start to cry if I ever get banned from TDN
April 1st 2006, 08:20 PM
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dinkmega
Ghost They/Them
 
Huh? Who is that enigmatic Mr. None that lurks the forums?
April 1st 2006, 08:42 PM
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carrie2004
Peasant She/Her Canada
*chomp* 
If I hadn't read this thread before I even logged in, I would be
SO crying now!
April 1st 2006, 10:17 PM
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WTF? Im still logged in, Why am I being banned? ?? ??? ??? This must be an april fools joke
April 1st 2006, 10:18 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
HAHA@you.com
April 1st 2006, 10:19 PM
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err Deleted
April 1st 2006, 10:21 PM
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Heh.. Um I got fooled Deleted
April 1st 2006, 10:43 PM
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DinkKiller
Ghost They/Them
 
So, you finally found out my true identity, Dan. Took you long enough to figure it out.
April 2nd 2006, 12:25 AM
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As always, I knew it. I was already sure that this is just a (dirty) April joke. Not so beliavable... this was the only topic into which I couldn't reply, haha... but still Redink, THAT WAS A NASTY JOKE!! Luckily April is only once a year, phew... NASTY JOKE!! Don't do it again to me please...
April 2nd 2006, 12:31 AM
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At least my name isn't forever changed to "nobody"...
April 2nd 2006, 12:38 AM
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redink1
King He/Him United States bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
Actually, Vukodlak, 'Nobody' would automatically be changed into the current username of the person viewing the page, so everybody thought they were banned. I'm honestly not sure why you couldn't reply to this topic.
April 2nd 2006, 12:48 AM
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Why am I always the "un-knowing" person? And yes, I couldn't reply to this. I couldn't reply to this. I couldn't reply to this. I couldn't reply to this. Otherwise I would have immidiately said OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, claimed April 1st is my Day of Innocent Vukodlak, and threatened to explode the hydrogen bomb set in your crown. And really, I couldn't reply.
April 2nd 2006, 12:52 AM
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redink1
King He/Him United States bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
Why couldn't you? Did it give you an error, or did it just not load the reply pages?
April 2nd 2006, 01:14 AM
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There were NO reply buttons. That's why. Was I really banned?
April 2nd 2006, 01:28 AM
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redink1
King He/Him United States bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
No, I think I would have noticed that.
April 2nd 2006, 01:32 AM
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Obviously, Miasma has developed AI.
April 2nd 2006, 01:39 AM
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Weird. I think it did not load them... propably some bug.
April 2nd 2006, 05:56 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Arghh, why didn't I log in YESTERDAY?!
April 2nd 2006, 06:25 AM
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Simeon
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Any fool can use a computer. Many do. 
lol, but you also modified magicman's post to keep the joke consistent throughout the thread
April 2nd 2006, 06:59 AM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
No, he didn't. I typed 'nobody' myself.

I noticed that my name appeared in another thread in my own post, where I didn't type it. It appeared that I typed 'nobody', and that when I logged out it would actually show 'nobody'. Then that feature was easily abused.
April 2nd 2006, 09:57 AM
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Simeon
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Any fool can use a computer. Many do. 
Ah right, because yesterday it displayed my name there
April 2nd 2006, 11:36 PM
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VaultDweller
Peasant He/Him United States
Wanderer of the Wasteland 
Truly awesome idea Redink1! How'd you do it?!

,
The Vault Dweller
April 3rd 2006, 11:45 AM
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Kat
Peasant She/Her Canada
We can out-drink most Americans! 
Every year, he plays an April Foll Joke, and every year some (one) people fall for it. Free banana for Redink1
April 3rd 2006, 04:33 PM
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The porn banana?
April 3rd 2006, 06:38 PM
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Ric
Peasant They/Them Canada
 
It was magicman adding to it that made it seem serious. Good one.
April 3rd 2006, 06:54 PM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
Thanks

Personally, I liked Christiaans original (unedited) post. Where 'nobody' would be banned for "consistently tried to break the forums, start fights, post spam, and hurl digital feces at other users.", Christiaan did it all at once, in just one post.
April 3rd 2006, 07:27 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
It became bloody magnificent when it started to marque. Brought back the memories. (tear)
April 4th 2006, 01:14 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
I have to admit, that was one of the better ones I've seen. Very devious.