The Dink Network

That's all. Haven't been here in maybe 10(?) years. Old login still works (!)

That's pretty awesome.

cults tend to do that for a while

Although exactly what we worship seems to change every so often.

right now, it's me.

It is, yes. Was a good surprise for me too, a little while ago.

Skurn, you forgot the meeting last week, right now it's the DDC, then the Banana, then it's your turn.

When do we start worshiping the mold that's been growing in the corner? It's getting pretty big and covered some of the cookies already, plus I think I heard it growl.

And dmods are still "trickling in" every so often too!

Define "alive"

i am pulling its corpse by marionette strings.

Nah, it's more like He-Is's heart, being forced to beat by cold servants.

Well, like real life, let's enjoy this forum, and this website while we can.

Life is short.

you're right. this forum is fake.

Everyone is fake ;-;

*Pushes Wall* No, I think it's all real, it didn't fall down like the usual fake stuff. You can even ask the audience if we're real.

I dunno what to say. That little kid keeps laughing at me.

Buuuuurrrrrp.

Yep, as long as I belch the forum will stay ali...

OH MY GOD! I STOPPED BELCHING! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

PANIC!
PANIC!
PANIC!
PANIC!
PANIC!
(SKURN) IT'S MADNESS!
(SKURN) IT'S MADNESS!
(SKURN) IT'S MADNESS!
(SKURN) IT'S MADNESS!
(DACKFIGHT) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(BLUEDY) MY HEAD FEELS LIKE IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE!

(BLUEDY) MY HEAD FEELS LIKE IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE!

Actually it's more like:

(BLUEDY) KILL ME PLEASE

you dare try to represent my thoughts in mere mortal language? there is no form of words in the world that are able to describe my divine mind.

you'd be shamed by the hell goats for trying that in my court.

Nah, nobodies seen the hell goats since isis showed up and dragged em all to their whore houses.

Whoa

It's amazing.

We probably slayed the beast but not sure if we won the war only time will tell

you can't win against the hell goats. they are the reset button of humanity. their sole purpose is to win.

just accept it.

Well this subject took a drastic turn, even without the help of my trolling.

Yeah, a thread turning off-topic is quite common at the Dink Network.

Indeed.

Error51scriptmissing00indeeddoesnotregister.

I feel the same way! I can't believe there is still a community going, so cool

i keep seeing ancient users pop up. this is just so weird.

13 years, jane. WHERE WERE YOU!?

TRYING TO FIND MY LOGIN PASSWORD !
took 13 years but finally got it haha

actually I completely forgot this site existed. Or dink smallwood. I'm somewhat shocked my user login details still work, am downloading the game now Can you recommend any dmods ? are people even making them anymore? I feel like I've gone into the past somehow

i highly recommend sour gummy worms, dink and the chins, and pokemon: bible version by this highly obnoxious pestilence , skurn.

...or you could play the disciple by juggling dink.

...or cast awakening part 5: revolution. but since you've been gone 13 years, that's only some sorta recent ones. recent for here at least.

Thankyou so much

I'd recommend playing Malachi the Jerk. (I'm not just saying that because I worked on it.)

oh, ya

Well, if you've been gone for 13 years, then the amount of D-Mods available has pretty much doubled since you were last here.

Or, to get better back to the original game, play CocoMonkeys Achievment Unlocked Version.