The Dink Network

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Happy b-day fish man.

hadaih;f bairhfazky

A belated happy birthday, Sabre!

/narrows eyes

How did you know about the day of my spawning?

he spends all his time stalking profiles for every single user here. hacks into the dink network, finds all our ips, and from there, takes them to his super hardcore hackers in glasses to find us. not just birthdays, but addresses, age, phone numbers, email addresses, relatives' info in case they join, friends' info in case they join, and favourite flavour of whatever in case he decides to actually start making things to send.

here's the list of addresses in case you want to join in -

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oh no skurn gave away all my secrets!

i tried to, but something happened to my post. :\

yeah I had to hack it and fix everything.

Happy belated birthday, hopefully the staff take days off so the havoc can commence again.

i'll be waiting, you guys.

i mean, uh. THAT CRUISE LINER OVER THERE SURE LOOKS NICE, HUH? WANNA GO WITH ME?

You're ready for some cruising?

are you cruisin for a bruisin, meta?

are you cruisin for a bruisin, meta?

I-...I-...I am.

I'm cruising for some action.