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Why was my Historical Hero review refused I said it was good

June 28th 2014, 09:31 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
I said the D-mod was decent and apparently to you people that not good enough I have to give it a perfect score.
June 28th 2014, 09:52 AM
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Spinnerweb
Peasant She/Her Australia rumble
(?・ω・`) 
There will usually be a status comment saying why the review was rejected.

The review isn't rejected or accepted based on whether it's positive or negative, but it must be intelligently written, discuss the D-Mod well and not be biased. Like, you can give reasons as to why you liked the game, discuss its story/gameplay, graphics, music etc.
June 29th 2014, 11:32 AM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
I can't fathom why your review would have been rejected. You seem like an unbiased, levelheaded guy.
June 29th 2014, 03:32 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
I would check but I forgot my log-in details about 6 years ago.
June 29th 2014, 03:32 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
I assume it's because your review was awful.
June 29th 2014, 03:58 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
I see my years of absence hasn't seen a change in preds status/rep.

June 29th 2014, 11:11 PM
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redink1
King He/Him United States bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
Let's see...

Title


Even though I hate Skull this is fairly decent D-mod

That's certainly a reasonable review title, and it helps stay focused on what really matters: your opinion of the author.

Review


Where to start Ok...

Yes, this is indeed the start of your review. Establishing that fact is necessary, otherwise the reader might be confused and think they're starting be reading the end of your review.

Postives

Your courage in using alternative spelling of common words is heartening.

-The simple fact of only epic to come out since 2005 until the sequel

The quality of a D-Mod is definitely defined by the year it was released.

-The name easy to remember

Why, just the other day I was down at the Soda Fountain Shoppe, and I was regaling the ol' chaps about D-Mods, and I found it quite handy to remember their simple names.

-It pokes fun at Necromancer never coming out

I remember playing Necromancer quite a while ago - wait, did I never upload it? I should get around to doing that someday.

Negatives

I am very discouraged that you decided to go back towards traditional spelling, as if you were pressured by a secret world order (shhhh).

-It suffers from a lack on identity trying to be like CC2

I agree, creating a D-Mod trying to be like one of the best D-Mods is downright shameful.

-Seth as the last boss .....(Yawn) been there done that

And I bet it had enemies like pillbugs (Yawn), boncas (Yawn), and maybe even a slayer or two (Yawn Yawn).

-Zeddexx and ExDeathevn get cameo roles but I dont How the hell do they deserve cameo roles?

All D-Mods, nay, all works of art, should be judged on whether the reviewer has received a cameo role.

-Map feels a little empty

Indeed.

-Bad spelling/grammer

Oh, ThePunisher, this sentence-fragment is the sweetest flavor of irony I have ever tasted. Yum. Thank you.
June 30th 2014, 01:45 AM
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DinkKiller
Peasant He/Him United States
The world could always use more heroes 
I remember playing Necromancer quite a while ago - wait, did I never upload it? I should get around to doing that someday.

Aha! So there is a conspiracy! I knew it had to go deeper than Sparrowhawk!

Oh, ThePunisher, this sentence-fragment is the sweetest flavor of irony I have ever tasted. Yum. Thank you.

Not to mention he misspelled grammar.

redink1 you made my day by trolling our lovable troll with logic
June 30th 2014, 02:08 AM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
ExDeathevn get cameo roles
I got a cameo role in HH? Huh. I really should get around to playing that one.
June 30th 2014, 02:28 AM
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Robj
Jester He/Him Australia
You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. 
I wish I could write reviews that good, with such intricacy.
June 30th 2014, 03:07 AM
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Spinnerweb
Peasant She/Her Australia rumble
(?・ω・`) 
Redink1, this is the best 'review of a review' I have ever read.
June 30th 2014, 05:24 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Thank you for this, redink!
June 30th 2014, 07:14 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I got a cameo role in HH? Huh. I really should get around to playing that one.

I'm pretty sure you didn't, sorry to disappoint. As far as I remember, the cameo included Zeddexx and Gokussj6, though don't quote me on that. What I do remember is that Dr. Phil made a cameo appearance in HH.
June 30th 2014, 07:28 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Who is Gokussj6?
June 30th 2014, 07:32 AM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
I never said you got a cameo role skull.

I don't even... What?
Skull MADE the Dmod and never said anything about cameo-rolling himself in his post. He quoted ME so it was clear who he was responding to.

You need glasses, Punisher.
June 30th 2014, 08:17 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
You need glasses, Punisher.

I have glasses.
June 30th 2014, 08:29 AM
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Spinnerweb
Peasant She/Her Australia rumble
(?・ω・`) 


June 30th 2014, 08:46 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I never said you got a cameo role skull.

Well that's good. Cause I never said I got a cameo role, either.
June 30th 2014, 06:18 PM
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Kyle
Peasant He/Him Belgium
 


Thank you Redink, I was in desperate need of a good laugh today^^
July 1st 2014, 11:17 AM
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It souds like your review got injected part because o f the lackc of effort it seemes to had. And, other part is focuing on the not dmod but others thing. Praps try to higher effort and reveiw DMOD not skull and not do compring it to all the dmods and it'll will be accept.aslo proofeat be4 submiting plz.
July 1st 2014, 01:19 PM
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DinkKiller
Peasant He/Him United States
The world could always use more heroes 
His review was rejected because of his unbelievable amount of bias and prejudice against certain dinkers in our community. He's really learned nothing while he's been here. Plus, as others have already said, it was not intelligently written, or even grammatically correct in a lot of ways.
July 1st 2014, 05:17 PM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Ex: You need glasses, Punisher.

Pun: I have glasses.

If heads could spontaneously explode because of amusement, I would be dead now.