Pollocracy fourteen: Cataclysmic conflagration
It's August again!
Not that that's relevant, but let's have another edition of Pollocracy anyway!
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Amidst all the usual flaming and fighting that comes with the annual noobfest there is also some time for some quality reading material. This is such material. Because what could be a better read than all of your fellow Dinkers' comments in the poll? (Answers can be posted in this thread.)
Note: Text [between square brackets] are my comments.
Poll 226: Best part about Easter?
3) Hot chicks, man.
2) Cute cute bunnies
1) especially torturing little bunnies
[Wester?]
Poll 227: Salt or Pepper?
3) Neither burn. Neither explode. What would be the fun of using either of them...
2) Oregano! No relation to origami. Or is there?
1) Salt and lots of it, because high blood pressure feels good!
[Bathingpepper! Try it]
Poll 228: Did you behead Ethel's duck?
3) Come on, I bet she doesn't use the head anyway. Who doesn't like a good behind?
2) I slaughtered him repeatedly, BUT I reloaded the game and left him alive when leaving Stonebrook. This makes me a nice guy.
1) I swear it was a mistake *cries on remorse*, I was trying to punch Ethel after she called me murderer... Wait, talk to my lawyer, he knows what REALLY happened there.
Poll 229: How do you befriend a potato?
3) That's not hard... I tried to befriend a pineapple once, that hurt.
2) First you julienne it and then deep fry it, then put catsup on it! In my experience, that is the best way!
1) You look it in the eyes and say..."Let's be best spuds."
Poll 230: Favorite Undead species?
3) it's whom I call for when in trouble *MUMMY!!*
2) Though, I would prefer an undead squeedilyspooch
1) Silverfish. Particularly one named Geoff.
[How did everybody forget the DEAD DRAGON CARCASS!!]
[Oh, wait... It's still alive]
[Can I still turn into a slayer?]
Poll 231: What is your feeding behaviour?
3) wish it was herbivorous..it would help if I could spell it!
2) On a strict diet of headless duck
1) I subsist entirely on the dreams of sad clowns. They taste like chinese food.
[I buy food at the petrol station
]
Poll 232: Food should not be:
3) It shouldn't be tal, either
2) If you can see through your steak, you should have sold your invisible cow instead of eating it, you goof.
1) Transparent? Imagine falling all over it cuz you can't see it. I have a hard enough time with water as it is.
Poll 233: Is it summer where you live?
3) It's actually basement season down here.
2) I know it's summer because of the fire-clad pedestrians.
1) Only two seasons here: very hot and ultra hot.
Don't forget to comment on the upcoming polls! The more comments the more joy!
Not that that's relevant, but let's have another edition of Pollocracy anyway!
Check out the comments for the full story.
Amidst all the usual flaming and fighting that comes with the annual noobfest there is also some time for some quality reading material. This is such material. Because what could be a better read than all of your fellow Dinkers' comments in the poll? (Answers can be posted in this thread.)
Note: Text [between square brackets] are my comments.
Poll 226: Best part about Easter?
3) Hot chicks, man.
2) Cute cute bunnies
1) especially torturing little bunnies
[Wester?]
Poll 227: Salt or Pepper?
3) Neither burn. Neither explode. What would be the fun of using either of them...
2) Oregano! No relation to origami. Or is there?
1) Salt and lots of it, because high blood pressure feels good!
[Bathingpepper! Try it]
Poll 228: Did you behead Ethel's duck?
3) Come on, I bet she doesn't use the head anyway. Who doesn't like a good behind?
2) I slaughtered him repeatedly, BUT I reloaded the game and left him alive when leaving Stonebrook. This makes me a nice guy.
1) I swear it was a mistake *cries on remorse*, I was trying to punch Ethel after she called me murderer... Wait, talk to my lawyer, he knows what REALLY happened there.
Poll 229: How do you befriend a potato?
3) That's not hard... I tried to befriend a pineapple once, that hurt.
2) First you julienne it and then deep fry it, then put catsup on it! In my experience, that is the best way!
1) You look it in the eyes and say..."Let's be best spuds."
Poll 230: Favorite Undead species?
3) it's whom I call for when in trouble *MUMMY!!*
2) Though, I would prefer an undead squeedilyspooch
1) Silverfish. Particularly one named Geoff.
[How did everybody forget the DEAD DRAGON CARCASS!!]
[Oh, wait... It's still alive]
[Can I still turn into a slayer?]
Poll 231: What is your feeding behaviour?
3) wish it was herbivorous..it would help if I could spell it!
2) On a strict diet of headless duck
1) I subsist entirely on the dreams of sad clowns. They taste like chinese food.
[I buy food at the petrol station
]Poll 232: Food should not be:
3) It shouldn't be tal, either
2) If you can see through your steak, you should have sold your invisible cow instead of eating it, you goof.
1) Transparent? Imagine falling all over it cuz you can't see it. I have a hard enough time with water as it is.
Poll 233: Is it summer where you live?
3) It's actually basement season down here.
2) I know it's summer because of the fire-clad pedestrians.
1) Only two seasons here: very hot and ultra hot.
Don't forget to comment on the upcoming polls! The more comments the more joy!
nnone of mine this time :'(
The truth is out, I like silverfish >.>
Also I may or may not live in Basement season, I can't remember.
Also I may or may not live in Basement season, I can't remember.
Squeedilyspooch FTW!
That last poll whizzed by faster than the Finnish summer. OH MY GOD!
I'm Meta Augusted with you.
I'm Meta Augusted with you.
1) Only two seasons here: very hot and ultra hot.
That was me. YES
That was me. YES
Good job, guys!
It's actually basement season down here.
If you can see through your steak, you should have sold your invisible cow instead of eating it, you goof.
These two were my favorites.
If you can see through your steak, you should have sold your invisible cow instead of eating it, you goof.
These two were my favorites.
The see through steak quote reminds me of the new marketing campaign for milk here. "Cows aren't see through, so now our packaging is completely opaque to keep the milk properly. It also costs more now."
