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15 reasons why i hate....... (Closed)

November 14th 2011, 08:13 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
This applies to all humanity in general. It's human nature, don't like it, then leave our planet please.

Don't generalize too, it's never a good argument.
November 14th 2011, 08:15 PM
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Kerrek
Peasant He/Him United States
oao 
^
November 14th 2011, 08:24 PM
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Pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
Won't you be an adult next year?
November 14th 2011, 08:53 PM
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enchilado
Peasant He/Him Australia
Quack. 
1.They smell: I shower regularly.
2.their hairy: I’m not particularly hairy.
3.they read too much porn: I don’t read any.
4.they recon their superior: I don’t think I’m superior to people younger than myself.
5.adult toys are revolting: Yes, they are.
6.they watch too much porn: I don’t watch any.
7.they have sex which is gross: I am a virgin.
8.they start wars: I’ve never started a war.
9.they rape people which is horrible;(;(: I’ve never raped anyone.
10.holocaust: I had nothing to do with that.
11.war crimes: I’ve had nothing to do with those.
12.they recon their more mature which is a load of BS: I’m not mature at all.
13.their abessed about guns: I think guns suck.
14.they smoke too much: I’ve never smoked in my life.
15.they drink way too much: I almost never drink.

Of course, I’ve only been an adult for a week. Maybe in time I will do some of these things, but most of them I would really rather not having anything to do with.
November 14th 2011, 09:15 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
1.They smell: Yes, we all smell of something.
2.their hairy: Their hairy.. what? You have two adjectives here. You need a noun and a verb to complete this sentence.
3.they read too much porn: They do? I mean, do people really read porn that much, maybe they look at pictures, but not many people get their thrills off reading words of how some lady's cooch got mangled.
4.they recon their superior: Again, their superior… what?
5.adult toys are revolting: I dunno, 17+ games count as adult toys and those are pretty fun.
6.they watch too much porn: Yes, and this creates a huge job market.
7.they have sex which is gross: Depends on how much hot sauce you use.
8.they start wars: Everyone starts wars, adults just take it to a different degree because they've lost their childhood innocence.
9.they rape people which is horrible;(;(: I never knew rape was horrible until know, thank you for that vital information.
10.holocaust: This is blamed on adults? You're blaming all the adults, including the jewish ones. Huh, I guess without the jewish adults the holocaust would of never happened. Hmm. Okay.
11.war crimes: WOWEE, what a valid point.
12.they recon their more mature which is a load of BS: Their more mature… what? And yes, BS for Bee Stings.
13.their abessed about guns: I'd like to know what abessed means.
14.they smoke too much: Teenagers smoke more.
15.they drink way too much.: Because the world is cold to them and booze makes them warm.

I think you meant they're instead of their, but one can never be too careful.
November 14th 2011, 09:27 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Yes i will be an adult in less than 6 months but.........I......dont feel like an adult i feel too innocent to be an adult adults are a disgusting i saw a documentry about some gut killed his girlfriend by strangling her took out her teeth her body was multilated and unreconisable.

I fell bad lately becasue im nearly an adult i thought i would died before i reach adulthood but its mostly like i will eventually become an adult which really scuks becasue im nothing what i just typed in the first post i dont srink i dont smoke i think sex i gross WHY ON EARTH WOULD STICK MY PRIVATE PART UP SOMEBODY YUK!!
November 14th 2011, 09:29 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
You can hardly spell too. Although, that's not a requirement to become an adult.
November 14th 2011, 09:33 PM
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enchilado
Peasant He/Him Australia
Quack. 
You don’t have to do those things to be an adult, ThePunisher, and it’s perfectly fine if you don’t want to. Do the things you like doing, provided they’re not harmful to others, and don’t do anything you don’t like doing.

And yeah, homicide is incredibly horrible. Thankfully the adults that do that are the vast minority.
November 14th 2011, 10:10 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
He's not 17. A 17 year old would like the thought of sex.
November 14th 2011, 10:15 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
being an adult has nothing to do with age, its more about maturity, the kind of people who watch porn arent very mature are they? watching porn is pretty pathetic really....
as far as war goes.... well... that can all be summed up in one famous song cant it?
November 14th 2011, 11:09 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Wow, pred. You're so negative, and negative people bring only negative things.
November 14th 2011, 11:35 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
And cake.
November 14th 2011, 11:36 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
@Absolution for the last time you little prick I AM 17 im just more mature then you thats why im staying a virgin sex is for gross people who have no sense of innocence or good.

Im much better then that.

@enchilido Yeah i dont have to. you have made me feel a little better again you have help me you are one of the best guys on the site.
November 14th 2011, 11:37 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Dude, you're not more mature than me. Don't make me laugh.
November 14th 2011, 11:40 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Im a million times mature and i dont lie you lied in the PM and you said your right america is corrupt. it was rick roll and i could not get out of it and had to restart the computer.
November 14th 2011, 11:41 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
God I love that site.
November 14th 2011, 11:51 PM
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you have made me feel a little better again you have help me you are one of the best guys on the site.

You're happy about something.
November 15th 2011, 04:20 AM
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You'll be an adult before anyone agrees with you.
but.........I......dont feel like an adult i feel too innocent to be an adult
Haha, oh man.
You've been watching too much Kids Next Door, little boy.
November 15th 2011, 04:45 AM
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Stop being angry, toddler Charlie.
November 15th 2011, 04:49 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
(Tag Line) How long is this line. 
Stop trolling you baby terroist.
November 15th 2011, 04:54 AM
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Haha, don't throw someone else's material at me. Come up with something better, Pikachu.
Darling, I wish there were words that could express my contempt for you.