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Eid is coming! Happy Eid to those who celebrate it. We've bought a goat to sacrifice. It's white and cute, with floppy ears. Have you ever seen a goat being sacrificed? I have twice seen a goat be sacrificed, and a fish once. With the goat, blood spurts like a fountain, but not with the fish.

Spam.

Poor little goat.

Just informing you. The goat isn't poor. If you think so then don't eat meat.

The goat isn't poor.

Well, how much money does it have?

EID... That stands for either Electron Induced Dissociation, Emerging Infectious Disease or Emotional Instability Disorder... And it stands for the Belgian Electronic Identification Card. So 'eid' isn't telling much, I've also found 5 different Muslim festivals starting with 'eid':

Eid E Shuja
Eid ul-Fitr
Eid al-Ghadeer
Eid al-Adha
Eid al-Mubahila

Oh, and it's a town in Norway too!

EDIT: Sorry if I sound a bit blunt, but please understand that most of us don't know much about Muslim traditions. You might need to explain things at a slightly lower level around here!

this i wat will happen yummy!

Change the sacrifice to a little girl and maybe the DDC will spare you.

Mmmmmm I think you're trolling a little

Going on about the blood spurting from the cute floppy-eared goat makes me think that you're trying to pick a fight with someone, anyone, again. Anyway, not sure what it is but Happy Eid

Eid ul Zuha, it is. And the goat is really rich, it has a mansion to the north of Oakland. And I don't worship DDC, and I'll smack it if it tries anything.

We have some Eids, notable being Eid-ul-Fitr and Eid-ul-Zuha-or-Azha-or-Adha. On Eid-ul-Fitr, at the end of Ramazan, children are given money and we make sure that after a month of fasting we stuff our mouths with cakes and sweets and savaianh (traditional food, really sweet) and barfi (really nice traditional food) and food, and we also wear new clothes because it is sunnat (an act by the Holy Prophet PBUH himself), and on Eid ul Zuha we sacrifice a goat or cow or camel or sheep.

I call Bornfree!!

Goats should celebrate a day were they sacrifice a human.

Shh, did you hear that? The Dead Dragon Carcass... it calls for another sacrifice... it calls for...

DINK DOODLER

What's Eid stand for, anyway?
Scratch that, It's diE backwards.

KrishKnox and metatrasal, don't try to make fun of it. Respect other people's traditions.

If you want respect maybe this is the wrong forum for you.

Well, that's not realted to this. If I say KrishKnox sucks cock won't he be hurt.

If I say KrishKnox sucks cock won't he be hurt.

Dude, I'm pretty sure he did not mean to offend you. It was just a joke.

Edit: what he said^.

A topic like this one is in deep water in a weird forum like this. Just keep that in mind and be a little sensitive.

Happy Eid.

@skull what

Didn't you hear? A poor helpless goat is being sacrificed!

there going to EAT the goat right? and not just kill it for nothing

No idea I'm not Muslim. From what I've heard I think they're just killing it.

I'm not going to respect your insanity.

*sniffle* but its a cute little goat why kill a cute little goat for nothing

I hate kenji. He makes us look bad and evil. If you don't know keep your trap shut. We do not kill a goat for nothing. We share the meat with neighbours, friends and poor people.

I'm not going to respect your insanity.

Oooohh Harsh one Skull.

I hate kenji.

Hate is a strong word, better find out the meaning before you go saying it to people.

And Sorry I did not know that you actually ate the goat, I thought you guys just killed it and didn't eat it. And you shouldn't expect EVERYONE to know what you guys do because most people here on TDN are not Muslim.

Well, if you don't know, keep your beak shut. And don't say "no reason". If you had any faith you'd know what I mean.

Sorry. Grumpy bum.

I can't wait for the time we retaliate, start kicking athiest's asses and saying, "They want to kill us." like they are doing right now.

... The staff haven't deleted this. Great!

♫ ♫ Wooooo! How do you make these music signs again?

*Stomps on DDC* Oops.

He makes us look bad and evil.

Why are you so mad about him telling the truth? I just don't get it.

shoot sparrowhawk deleted this again Why do they delete everything?

Not everything, just stuff that seems over the top.

EDIT AFTER THREAD GOT CLOSED: Metatrasal, they themselves say this is not a forum for respect. It's weak to respect others unless they respect you. Iplaydink, people make me upset

Just a little bit of respect from either side is a bit too much to ask I presume?

GEt this locked, please.

You should know better than starting threads like this doodler, you know you allways get upset.