The Dink Network

Site For Me

July 16th, 2009
Score : 9.0 exceptional
When I downloaded this, I wasn't expecting much, honestly. Some teen screeching my ears, swearing and making jokes about your mom.

I was pleasantly surprised. The dialogue is clever and relevant to the Dink Network, and most importantly, the song is funny as hell. I spurted coffee from my nose. The only downside is that it's sometimes hard to make out what's being said, I hope the video with the lyrics that Robj posted on Youtube would also be downloadable here.

When is the album coming out?
July 16th, 2009
Score : 9.0 exceptional
Bard Netherlands xbox
Lazy bum 
Dink is best known for its quirky humour. The original game still has the best humour I've ever seen in a video game. The humour, inevitably, carried over to the community and the D-Mods. But not everything is as funny as you'd hope.

Fortunately, Robj's Site For Me MP3 actually is.

Site For Me is basically a parody on Eminem's Without Me. And I'd say Robj's version is superior! Robj may not have the most clear voice or the best feel for rhythm, he ultimately pulled it off and made a clever and genuinely funny song with lyrics about instantly recognizable topics from the Dink Community. Not all lines are comedy gold, but most are still pretty funny, and I especially loved the piece about Necromancer. It's one of the few moments in Dink where I actually laughed out loud.

Robj, you are awesome.

July 15th, 2009
Score : 9.9 exceptional
Peasant Male United States
Love! True love! 
I'm not a big fan of rap, but this really good. It's funny, entertaining, and....funny. Parodies rock, and this one is no exception. The DINK! at the end was hilarious.