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Dink Smallwood

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July 6th, 2004
v1.06
Score : 9.9 exceptional
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DinkKiller
Peasant He/Him United States
The world could always use more heroes 
The origanal Dink Smallwood game. The best of all Dink games.
STORY
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You are Dink Smallwood, a pig farmer from Stonebridge. At the beginning, a guy named Milder insults Dink. After Dink gets AlkTree nuts after 5-15 minutes, you go back to your house and find it on fire. Your mom is dead. Now you are on your own. You get a letter from your Aunt Kneedlewood and she asks you to come and stay with her in Terris. You go on your own adventures now and your past of pig farming is starting to go away.

The mini adventures are killing a bonca near Stonebridge, saving a little girl from a sick and twisted cult near Goodheart Castle, preventing a murder group called the Cast from killing everyone in KernSin, allowing food for the hungry people of Windmeare, killing dragons on Joppa Isle, and rescuing Milder from the ancient one in the Darklands. (I hope I didn't give away too much information here.)

This is the one and only original Dink Smallwood adventure. It's a great game and at minimum you can kill the end boss at level 9 (or maybe I'm really lucky or I'm just better than I think I am.) There are monsters on more than 70% of the screens and a little bit of scenery on every screen. There are secret areas everywhere! I just read scratchers review of 8.0 and said the story sucks, you sonova *slap.* What did I say? Anyway, all the music in this game fits every single situation perfectly! The sound effects are great! The storyline is absolutly perfect for the 10-15 hours of it (although if your a beginner it would take up to 20-25 hours.) As for the plot and humor, they are excellent.

This is a game you wont get bored of unless you've played it a billion times. Once you get the hang of it, you wont die at all (or die less often anyway,) you can kill the end boss at a lower level, and you complete the game in less time. Very good and keeps you hooked untill you complete it. Well, if your waiting for me to finally put up my ratings, I'm about to. Here they are....

Storyline 10.0
Map 10.0
Graphics 10.0 (This is 10.0 'cause of all the classic cutscenes and spells and weapons.)
Music 10.0 (This is 10.0 'cause it fits each situation perfectly.)
Plot 10.0
Humor 10.0
Weapons 10.0 (This is 10.0 'cause of the Fire Bow and Light Sword.)
Magic 10.0 (This is 10.0 'cause of the Magical Gate Removal Spell.)

*Notice I put an extra two catagories for ratings because it has magic and weapons most D-Mods dont have.*
This is recommended to everyone (although I don't think you can play D-Mods without this game.) Everyone, enjoy!!