The Dink Network

This is an entertaining little stroll with surprising amounts of slapstick humour, and some innovative jokes that play with your expectations. The game has only one midi, but it works with the style and length; there are a few new sounds, and a large number of graphics relative to the dmod's size. The mapping is variable, with some gorgeous screens, and others with absolutely nothing on them.

The adventure ends rather too quickly, and quite unexpectedly. It's fun while it lasts, but it only lasts for 5 minutes. Maybe your girlfriend can play this in the bedroom after telling you those exact same words.

BA DUM TISH