The Dink Network

This shall be different from your usual AskTal, well the difference will be it was submitted and written by me, I’ll try to keep the Tal humor in tact. Yes, I will write this as if I was Tal.

Submission 1:

Don't you hate those silly people who post lists of stupid questions? You're a dumb American teenager, for christ's sakes. You know nothing, so why does everyone ask everything of you?

Dumb American Teenager? Is this Kat? You dang Canadians are hunting me everywhere I go. Yes, when people send 11 messages in a row that are like “How many times a day do you scratch yourself” they are usually deleted. “You know nothing” I must know something, I’m answering question from you submitted to me!

In any case, for the real question: why is it funny to make fun of Canadians? We're people too... sure we have to live in igloos, and we think of the United States as a big brother, but it isn't THAT funny, is it, eh?

Ever have a big brother or a big sister? Well, older siblings tend to make fun of the younger siblings because, they can. Hence us ‘big brother’ can pick on you because if you say something, we will just kick your rear like we did to Afghanistan.

1. Will your picture ever end up on the Dink Squad?

It’s already on there! Oh, wait, you meant Tal's. No, Tal's is too ugly, he would break your monitor.

2. Do you ever daydream about bananas?

No, I don’t do the things with bananas you tend to do.

3. Do you know any other dinker personally? (Or rather, have you met any of 'em for real?)

Well, not in person, I (WC) have talked to Tal and AlliKitten on the phone a few times, but nothing else. Phoenix and Sharp have met though.

4. Do you have a cell-phone? If so, what model, and what's your number?

I have a Nokia-666 and my number is 1-800-stfu-idiot

5. Do you like being asked if you're gay?

Better question, do you like being asked if your mother is also your sister?

6. Do you ever watch kid-movies, like.. Super Mario Brothers?

I personally do not like to watch ‘Barney and friends’ like SOME people who submit crap here…

7. Am I your friend?

If you were, I can assure you I wish you weren’t due to this lame submission.

8. If not, can I be?

No, why don’t you go look for UFO’s and drink Hemlock or something.

9. Dink is the best game ever, is it not?

Ok, why would you go to a Dink site and ask a stupid question like this. It’s our fricken job to say we love dink. Dink rules, and is he were here, he’d kick your butt for submitting questions other than dink!

1) Why do you always about Dukie and Kyle smoking pot?

Bleh? I’ll TRY to make sense of this submission. Why do I TALK about Dukie and Kyle doing pot? Because it’s fun! Why else would I do it? Besides maybe the fact that they do do it. Kyle doesn’t do Pot BTW, he does crack.

2) Are you jealous?

Jealous that I don’t have the grammar skills of people like you…

3) Will you one day take over the world?

Why, do you want to be my ‘personal slave’ you sick mofo? Of course I’m going to take over the world, right after I take over The Dink Network.

3a) If yes, should we laugh now or later?

Laugh when I am jumping on your throat for these dumb questions.

3b) If no, uh, nothing

Moron..

4) I've heard somewhere that you're not really the ladies man you claim to be. Are you gay?

I am a ladies man, just ask your mom, she’ll tell you. Right now I am trying to make AlliKitten and Kat fall in love with me. I would go after Sharp, but Phoenix would kick my….

5) I've got the blackish-reddish boil on my left butt cheek. It hurts. It bleeds too. Can you cure me?

I’m sure if I kick you in the ass hard enough it will pop, is that good enough? Oh, wait, no, I know the cure. Get up off of your Fat butt once in awhile and stop picking it.

this is a chance fro you to ramble on about bsolutely nothing. take a break! take a kitkat. seriously though, tell me a story, and make it a long one, ok??

thanks man...

Not like I’m one to talk, but I’ve never misspelled like this! And no, I won’t tell you a fricken story, redink is the story man.

1. What is the best way for a new dinker to learn to make dmods?

Well, I found the easiest way is to read the tutorials, and then mess around with the editor and script BEFORE actually releasing a d-mod, or you’ll get d-mods like this.

2. Which dmod is the best in your opinion?

We have a lot of good d-mods, but in my opinion I find Baywatch very amusing.

3. What did you think of the original dink smallwood?

thanks!

Ah, the original game, I played it three years ago, and got addicted. I was like kyle on crack, and I still haven’t gotten off! (Much like kyle)