: And uh..ya thats about it...if someone wants to freshen me up on recent events, that would rock....there's no way in hell i'm sifting through what i missed on the board..
Ask Tal debuted, but you might have caught that before you left. As for everything else...
The merry Dinkers were having a jolly good time in DinkNetworkLand. All was peaceful, so what more could the innocent creatures want? They then pooped their collective panties when they heard a roar. A roar that sounded much like this: "The time has come! The time to defend the Lord of Deth and spread garbage across the land! Fear us, for we are BRITS!"
As many of these innocent Dinkers panicked and the geeky dorks/dorky geeks were dorky and geeky (E and T people), other Dinkers applied Pseudo-Gall and stood up to these fierce Brits. Alas, the Brits stung them back with LAME EXCUSES and TICKLISH INSULTS. It seemed that the poor Dinkers could not fend against these ghastly attacks.
But then....
ZOD CAME. ..And He said, "Let there be no insults in this fine community," and the Dinkers listened to Him. His opinion ruled throughout, and even the arrogant Brits listened to His sagely words. He then said, "Yo, jive turkeys, you best be dancin' to da beat of the funkay mewzic." And they did as He said. And they all got high.
THE END