5 Jokes of mid-high quality

Posted by theprophet on 06/17/02 - 13:54:37

Write down the answers and check them.

1. What is the longest word in the english dictionary???

2. What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

3. How does the ice cream man travels through town when his van is broken down?

4. What is the difference between the hill and a pill?

5. Why do we call money 'bread' ?

ANWSERS:

1. Smiles, why? There is a mile between the first and the last S

2. A blackboard

3. On a icicle

4. A hill is hard to get up, and a pill is hard to get down

6. Because everybody 'kneads' it

Re: 5 Jokes of mid-high quality

Posted by Kyle on 06/17/02 - 15:07:15

: Write down the answers and check them.

: 1. What is the longest word in the english dictionary???

: 2. What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

: 3. How does the ice cream man travels through town when his van is broken down?

: 4. What is the difference between the hill and a pill?

: 5. Why do we call money 'bread' ?

: ANWSERS:

: 1. Smiles, why? There is a mile between the first and the last S

: 2. A blackboard

: 3. On a icicle

: 4. A hill is hard to get up, and a pill is hard to get down

: 6. Because everybody 'kneads' it

...

Make that low-mid quality :p

HOLLY **** YOU ARE ALIVE!

Posted by WC on 06/17/02 - 15:20:53

We missed you dude!

--WC

Re: HOLLY **** YOU ARE ALIVE!

Posted by Tal on 06/17/02 - 16:46:25

: We missed you dude!

: --WC

Yeah, maybe we should get a more accurate gun next time. Har har. (Well, this thread *is* about humor..)

Or maybe we'll get a car to ensure he's dead. For another month, at least. ;)

Re: HOLLY **** YOU ARE ALIVE!

Posted by Kyle on 06/17/02 - 17:29:21

: : We missed you dude!

: : --WC

: Yeah, maybe we should get a more accurate gun next time. Har har. (Well, this thread *is* about humor..)

: Or maybe we'll get a car to ensure he's dead. For another month, at least. ;)

I'm not coming out and I'm wearing a bullet-proof vest. Better luck next time ;)

Re: HOLLY **** YOU ARE ALIVE!

Posted by WC on 06/17/02 - 21:40:04

Damn, next time I will rent the car. Tal, make sure to bring the Ultimate Weapon, you know what i'm talking about (the e-hassel), it's sure to do the job.

--WC

Re: HOLLY **** YOU ARE ALIVE!

Posted by Kyle on 06/18/02 - 04:07:55

: Damn, next time I will rent the car. Tal, make sure to bring the Ultimate Weapon, you know what i'm talking about (the e-hassel), it's sure to do the job.

: --WC

Oooooh, now I'm scared ;)

Re: HOLLY **** YOU ARE ALIVE!

Posted by Tullisti on 06/17/02 - 15:46:44

: We missed you dude!

: --WC

ahuh...maybe its 'vos its still early in the morning, but my sense of humor has...just left the building...

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