Twisted...
Check out my latest addition to the interactive story:
Martridge tries to attack dink but is still too weak. After trying for an hour to explain to Dink why eating christmas elves is bad, he gives up. Dink hungrily gnaws on the ribs. Dink has an idea. He returns north to santas lodge, under the cover of darkness. He sneaks into the assembly line with a gnarled club and a sack. Remembering what happened with martridge, he draws the club back over his head, then smacks an elf with all of his force. The elf's skull shatters and blood and brain matter spray all over the place. Dink puts the elf in his sack.
He walks down the row of christmas elves, knocking them out and putting them in the sack. By the time he has collected enough elves and secured the bag, some of those inside the bag have woken up and are squirming and trying to get free. Dink jogs over to the reindeer stables. He hooks up the reindeer and away they go!! Dink cruises south until he reaches the impoverished ghetto of port town. He stops the sled, and is surrounded by kids, who think he is santa. They are disappointed when they find out that he is not, but are curious when he ties the wriggling sack to the sturdy metal town gallows. He chops down about twenty pine trees and puts them under the elves.
Everyone stands back about 50 meters and then dink fires a hundred fireballs into the chopped trees. The trees dry out instantly in the heat of dink's magic, and a roaring fire starts, drowning out the screams of the little christmas elves. In an hour, dink deems the elves ready to eat, and he invites everyone in the poor region of town to eat some of the delicious meat. And thus, Dink saved christmas.
Martridge tries to attack dink but is still too weak. After trying for an hour to explain to Dink why eating christmas elves is bad, he gives up. Dink hungrily gnaws on the ribs. Dink has an idea. He returns north to santas lodge, under the cover of darkness. He sneaks into the assembly line with a gnarled club and a sack. Remembering what happened with martridge, he draws the club back over his head, then smacks an elf with all of his force. The elf's skull shatters and blood and brain matter spray all over the place. Dink puts the elf in his sack.
He walks down the row of christmas elves, knocking them out and putting them in the sack. By the time he has collected enough elves and secured the bag, some of those inside the bag have woken up and are squirming and trying to get free. Dink jogs over to the reindeer stables. He hooks up the reindeer and away they go!! Dink cruises south until he reaches the impoverished ghetto of port town. He stops the sled, and is surrounded by kids, who think he is santa. They are disappointed when they find out that he is not, but are curious when he ties the wriggling sack to the sturdy metal town gallows. He chops down about twenty pine trees and puts them under the elves.
Everyone stands back about 50 meters and then dink fires a hundred fireballs into the chopped trees. The trees dry out instantly in the heat of dink's magic, and a roaring fire starts, drowning out the screams of the little christmas elves. In an hour, dink deems the elves ready to eat, and he invites everyone in the poor region of town to eat some of the delicious meat. And thus, Dink saved christmas.