Whohoho! It is time for another Pollocracy article. The last one was four months ago so I hope you haven't been too desperate without them. Check out the comments for the full story.
For those of you with relatively short term memories and for those of you who are relatively new around here, here's how the concept of Pollocracy works: I occasionally create new polls (not nearly as often as I should) and then you, the funny user, complain about it in the box labelled 'Any Comments?' (not nearly as often as you should of course). I then take some of the best quotes and put them into a list for myself to admire. But generous as I've always been I occasionally post this for all of you to enjoy. I feel like such a good person today.
But without further ado, here's your fellow Dinker's comments on the polls:
Poll 251: Best snack?
3) No live ducks? what kind of messed up poll is this?
2) Whatever microscopic cookie crumbs I manage to find after they're all stolen by Robj. I can't live off crumbs. I'm sooooo hungry
1) cow is the best snack if you're a giant. Goes great with villager!
Poll 252: 1 + 1
3) is that a question or a statement? If it's a statement, than yes, absolutely. If it's a question than no - Poll #252 is not equal to 1+1.
2) 42
1) Math is way too complicated.
Poll 253: Have you contemplated starting your own dragon cult?
3) I've already started one.
2) I used to, but then I took an arrow to the knee
1) I refuse to participate in any cult that won't let me abbreviate the name of its object of idolation.
Poll 254: An epic is:
3) pretty big and long
2) Why do I find this poll kinda sexual...
1) Epics are big, and thus feared by many people, but they are actually quite gentle and only rarely crush their foes.
Poll 255: Are you going on a vacation?
3) Banana land, the best place you could visit as long as you dream of the right banana that is.
2) One time I entered a contest were first prize was "lose a vacation for you and three guests!" I didn't get first place, so I was forced to go on vacation with three friends. We ended up getting sent to oktoberfest. It was the wurst vacation ever.
1) For vacation I'm going to Tal's house. I'm very scared. Tell my family I love them.
Poll 256: High or low?
3) whut?
2) I'll ask google... Google has more results for high. This must be the correct decision.
1) Since when are polls ethereal monsters? Ugh, I should have used my Browser +1
Poll 257: When did you last check the upcoming D-Mod list?
3) I'm planning a Dmod! But that's just a dream!
2) Sure we do. Brb while I go hunt Bigfoot while I'm riding a unicorn.
1) I vaguely remember there being a list of false hopes
Poll 258: Should DMODs be made differently today compared to the past?
3) Nah. Achievements and such are cute, but it's just a fad. Basic things like writing, gameplay, music make a game.
2) If we don't have lots of midis of songs popular in the 90s what do we, as a community, have left???
1) As long as there are beheadable ducks, nothing else matters.
Poll 259: Should there be limit to bananas?
3) An age limit
2) People overdose on K all the time. Gotta take this stuff seriously man.
1) If your skin hasn't turned yellow, you aren't eating enough bananas.
And with those final words of wisdom I wish you goodbye for now. And until the next time I find the courage to do the next Pollocracy.
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