The Dink Network

New D-Mod: Stupid Penguins

Penguin lovers unrejoice! Carrie, master of stupidity, has unleashed an anti-penguin D-Mod that'll leave you quaking in your boots: Stupid Penguins. Apparently, the goal is to exterminate the flightless birds to prevent them from further administering their excrement. Left-wing and right-wing penguins alike are bound to waddle in horror upon hearing of this foreign attack.

Disclaimer: I was kidding about the "master of stupidity" line. I think. No, really Carrie, I'm only kidding. Heart! <3