The Dink Network

Everyone's favorite psychotic teller of fortunes, theprophet, has released Dink Nukem - Darkland F**d Up!, where Dink Nukem (whom I'm guessing is a younger and less attractive brother of Duke Nukem) must save a girl. The stuff of legends, I tell ye. I mean, you can never save a girl in video games enough, be it in Super Mario Bros., or ... other games of girl-saving wonderment.

And if you have a weird suspicion that the people at FilePlanet enjoy spitting in your D-Mods, you can also grab it from The Dink Network's Yahoo! Group (Free Registration Required).