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So theres this girl I like

May 21st 2009, 09:40 PM
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TacoVendor
Peasant Male United States
Get more for the peso you pay 
Ok I need adive on how to get this girl to like me

I am:
1.twice her size
2.not a skater (like her)
3.not a democrat (like her)
4.not in to skater music (like here)
5.Have an inmature sense of humour (unlike her)

and the big 6: She is freaking IN LOVE with her boyfriend

I am usually a semi-happy person, but I need advice cause this is making me feel like garbage.

Please help
May 21st 2009, 10:14 PM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant Australia steam
discord.gg/Ukugfbh 
Learn some awesome card shuffling tricks and the like, and perform them whilst casually talking to her.
Then prepare to get your ass kicked.
May 21st 2009, 10:51 PM
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krisknox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
i know something that'll amaze her, first get a deck of cards, cut the deck so that you have 26 cards, discreetly look at the bottom card, remember it. next have them pick a card, put it on the top after they see it and memorize it. look them in the eye and put the top half of the deck on the bottom, their card will be under the bottom card. look through the deck, until you find the bottom card. as i've said before, the card they picked will be under the 'bottom' card, get rid of four cards, putting their card on the bottom of the deck, cut the deck and ask them to choose a deck, if they choose the one with the card in it, have them put it in between their index finger and their middle finger, tell them to hold on not too tightly, but tight enough that when you hit the deck, (you have to slap the cards to 'reveal' their card) the bottom card stays. the reason for cutting the deck in the first place is so you don't have a big mess to clean up.
May 21st 2009, 11:17 PM
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Robj
Jester Male Australia
You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. 
If you want to amaze a girl with a deck of cards, learn Xtreme Card Manipulation, people are amazed by it, I know because I do it all the time in the street. My ex-girlfriend thought it was amazing too and it always gets peoples attention when they see you doing crazy cuts and card fans randomly.
Anyway, I wouldn't rely on a deck of cards to make a girl like you lol.
May 21st 2009, 11:22 PM
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Someone
Peasant Male Australia
 
Forget her. She has a boyfriend. Find someone else.

You're probably deluded enough to think there is something special about her. There isn't. It's your hormones.

Welcome to puberty.
May 22nd 2009, 02:38 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
Let her go. Women mean bad luck.
May 22nd 2009, 04:34 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
heres an idea that i thought of trying.... ok first find a candy thats called "kiss" then ask her: "wanna kiss?" she will think your asking to kiss her, then if she says yes, go for it, if she ays no, hold out the "kiss" and say are you sure? try it!
May 22nd 2009, 05:00 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
If you truly like her, you could always get help from TDN random quotes. Good example is "i'm sexier now than when i had hair." - SuperWolfman
May 22nd 2009, 06:18 AM
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Marpro
Peasant Male bloop
 
Ignore some of the lame ideas first of all. If you don't match at all maybe it's best if she already got a boyfriend... You wouldn't always want to pretend you're something that you aren't.

Listen to Someone.
May 22nd 2009, 12:14 PM
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"Let her go. Women mean bad luck." - Skull

...
I tend to disagree for obvious reasons
May 22nd 2009, 12:24 PM
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Try to befriend her by simply talking to her, maybe you'll soon find out she's not as cool as you thought.

If she is, and she doesn't mind you hanging around as well, keep being her friend. Try to find something you both like and propose to do that thing once. It doens't matter if there are other friends of her (or you) as well, it is about spending time together. You may show her signs of interest, like saying she looks nice etc, but don't overdo it. Keep it sweet and simple.
Eventually she will break up with her boyfriend (for that is what usually happens) and you'll be there to pick up the pieces. And since you've been such a good friend to her, you'll both live happily ever after together!

There's only one downside: if she doesn't break up with him, you'll will probably just be wasting time. So keep your eyes open in the meantime! Anyway you might obtain a good friend

Good luck!
May 22nd 2009, 02:17 PM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant Male Norway steam
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
Skater girls aren't as cool as you'd think they are. Just tell her to get a sex change and get over herself.
May 22nd 2009, 02:30 PM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
Joycielaanie, not all women mean bad luck. Only those you wanna start dating with.

And especially those don't mean bad luck who are Dinkers.
May 22nd 2009, 04:14 PM
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krisknox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
wow glenn, that was the rudest comment i've ever heard today! (and i've heard vulgar and degrading remarks about my glasses!)
May 22nd 2009, 08:29 PM
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schnapper
Peasant Male Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Just show her, ummm, your' wood - if it's twice her size....
May 22nd 2009, 08:46 PM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant Male Norway steam
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
Just show her, ummm, your' wood - if it's twice her size....

Win reply is win.
May 22nd 2009, 09:40 PM
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um
Ghost
 
puberty was probably one of my best moments of life, so much that i want to go back lol im loser i die
May 22nd 2009, 10:58 PM
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ExDeathevn
Peasant Male New Zealand xbox steam
Don't look at me, I'm a ghost 
Finally Godley kills himself in the form of a ghost!

Girls are like sitting on a Rattlesnake. Sooner or Later she'll bite you in the ass, its just a matter of whether or not that bite hurts.
May 23rd 2009, 01:48 AM
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TacoVendor
Peasant Male United States
Get more for the peso you pay 
Maybe it is just my puberty, but for one thing I could get someone better looking than her, and the other thing is she was the first girl I ever really liked, but she has always had boyfriends, its just...UGH. Oh and Im not scared of her boyfirend, I have twice the size and strenth and could drop him in a second. Maybe I should just forget it, but im finding that hard to do.
May 23rd 2009, 07:46 PM
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schnapper
Peasant Male Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
I say! the first is always the hardest.
May 23rd 2009, 11:48 PM
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TacoVendor
Peasant Male United States
Get more for the peso you pay 
Thanks, but school is out for me in like two more days. But really thanks
May 24th 2009, 12:11 AM
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ArcticXTaco
Peasant Male United States
Time for some Rome Total War and Piss Warm 7up 
Just so everyone know I will be using this account from now on (TacoVendor is my old acount)
May 24th 2009, 02:58 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
But, Taco, you cannot have 2 accounts at TDN!! I learned that the hard way.
May 24th 2009, 05:55 AM
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Simeon
Peasant Male Netherlands
Any fool can use a computer. Many do. 
One of the reasons for not having two accounts was being able to vote multiple times in the Download of the Month/Year awards.. but that reason has disappeared now.
May 24th 2009, 06:32 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
Also it was not to be able to review your D-Mods many times.
May 24th 2009, 11:32 AM
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ArcticXTaco
Peasant Male United States
Time for some Rome Total War and Piss Warm 7up 
opps, how can i get rid of the other one
May 24th 2009, 11:33 AM
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ArcticXTaco
Peasant Male United States
Time for some Rome Total War and Piss Warm 7up 
"heres an idea that i thought of trying.... ok first find a candy thats called "kiss" then ask her: "wanna kiss?" she will think your asking to kiss her, then if she says yes, go for it, if she ays no, hold out the "kiss" and say are you sure? try it!"

Lol, I thought about that back in like 2nd grade
May 24th 2009, 12:07 PM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
The best way to get rid of the other account just ask staff to remove it. The other solution is to never EVER again to use the other account.
May 24th 2009, 03:40 PM
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krisknox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
didn't zeddexx have the 'kiss' idea? *looks back* he did!
and btw, i have three (or four) accounts, but i forgot the passwords.
May 24th 2009, 07:42 PM
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ExDeathevn
Peasant Male New Zealand xbox steam
Don't look at me, I'm a ghost 
Kris, he used quote marks, meaning he was quoting the idea first so we know who he was replying to. Obviously he can't use Italics yet is all.

Tip: If quoting, type < i > (no spaces) to start italics text, with /i to close the italics when you're talking yourself.
May 24th 2009, 09:11 PM
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krisknox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
*a sheepish look comes across his face* lol, my bad
May 25th 2009, 12:25 PM
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ArcticXTaco
Peasant Male United States
Time for some Rome Total War and Piss Warm 7up 
you better
July 10th 2011, 09:13 AM
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Ah, what a sad, twisted tale about love that wasn't meant to be *wpis away tear*
July 10th 2011, 09:25 AM
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Godley
Peasant
 
Well, he didnt log in ever since, so that means a happy ending, no?
July 10th 2011, 09:29 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
Doodler, you really are a sad, sad person.
July 10th 2011, 09:39 AM
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No, he probably just went to worship for a while, then commited suicide. He even asked our favourite gun so he could know how to kill himself...
Skull, I can't help it, this is so sad! *hugs skull*
July 10th 2011, 09:50 AM
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Godley
Peasant
 
Nooo.

They both work 8 hours a day.
Sleep 8 hours
And have sex 8 hours.

No time for Dink Network.
July 10th 2011, 11:53 AM
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This reminds me of 2 years back when my best friend had a crush on a girl in our class ( I won't deny it. she was very good-looking) I used to tease him because I doubt that she addressed 6 sentences to him altogether. He took all the dam jokes good-naturedly, and even made jokes about it.
he was bitterly disappointed when she didn't return after the summer holidays when we went into 8th grade. I still wonder where she went.
A few days back, when we were studying history together, I mentioned an Indian poem called Mahabharata. This got us into a laughing fit because here name was Maha. *sigh* oh memories.
July 10th 2011, 03:42 PM
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pillbug
Peasant Male United States xbox steam
Love! True love! 
Not the necromancer I was hoping for
July 10th 2011, 04:06 PM
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iplaydink
Peasant Male Sweden steam
Hmm.. 
@DD

...Worst...Story...Ever. XD
July 10th 2011, 04:56 PM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
First, at what age you begin school in Pakistan, Doodler? Cause if you're only 12, how come you're already on the eighth grade?

Second, in Finnish, "maha" means belly.
July 10th 2011, 06:53 PM
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enchilado
Peasant Male Australia
Quack. 
12-13 is grade eight in Australia.
July 10th 2011, 07:35 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant Male Cuba xbox
I'm simply a distraction. 
13-14 for me^.
July 10th 2011, 07:38 PM
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pillbug
Peasant Male United States xbox steam
Love! True love! 
13/14/15 for me. Well...16-17 for this one kid >_>
July 11th 2011, 12:46 AM
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DD
Ghost
 
im 12 in 9th . i sTarted school saMe age as you but i skipped two years. excuse my punctuation im using a psp. @ ipd it was meant to be horrible.
July 11th 2011, 01:55 AM
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schnapper
Peasant Male Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
AUSTRALIA!! Wooooooo!
July 11th 2011, 02:01 AM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant Male Cuba xbox
I'm simply a distraction. 
Were sorry Australia is not a number please try again.
July 11th 2011, 07:36 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
In here, normally eighth graders are 14/15-year olds. If born late in the year, then 13 in some cases. We also seem to start school later than in most places, which means we have more free time before having to deal with responsibilities! In your face, other-than-Finnish-human-beings!!
July 11th 2011, 07:55 AM
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leprochaun
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Yea, first off, be friends with her because you guys obviously have some pretty big factors that will throw off a relationship eventually. Also SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. Don't even try unless you want her to hate you. You might as well just stark saying hi, and greeting her until you guys have some solid conversations, try not to be stupid about this.
July 11th 2011, 08:32 AM
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Uh... he asked that 2 years ago.
July 11th 2011, 09:03 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
Uh... and it's your fault he replied cause you necroed this thread in the first place.
July 11th 2011, 09:32 AM
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DD
Ghost
 
Thank you
July 11th 2011, 11:24 AM
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Tal
Noble Male United States xbox steam
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
Skull wins.

The thread probably deserves to be closed here, but I'm going to leave it open, for some reason.
July 11th 2011, 12:45 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
I don't look at the dates, I just click and comment if it's towards the top on the front page.
July 12th 2011, 09:08 AM
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To any other desparados:
Wait until a night she is out, then hire a friend of yours to hold a gun to her face. When he does, heroically appear and knock the gun out of your friend's hand. This will work when all else fails. Heheh this is so funny.
July 12th 2011, 03:28 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Yea, but when the girl finds out about that plan, which eventually she will, you'll be dead...
July 12th 2011, 06:29 PM
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darksign13
Peasant Male United States
Hungry, Horney, and Helpless... Take me home. 
Trust me. Been there done that. I got the girl, result: Heartbreak that lasted half a year and I had to skip town. Just ignore those hormones and find some good porn to take it out on.
July 13th 2011, 12:04 AM
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Well, if she finds out, don't tell her I suggested this, or I'll deny it. I'll be like, "Wha-? I didn't tell him anything."
And darksign13, I'm sorry for your hearbreak.
July 13th 2011, 12:13 AM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant Male Cuba xbox
I'm simply a distraction. 
I was suppressed every one agreed on card shuffling I prefer knife play.
July 13th 2011, 12:40 AM
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Striker
Noble United States steam
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Well, aside from the fact that this information is right here in a publicly viewable forum.
September 29th, 03:52 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
you're the exact opposite and wanna take her away?

interesting. its 10 years later, how did it go and do you still sell tacos? because i'd like to place an order of 10 extra deluxe premium super the originals.
November 27th, 09:20 AM
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Exzcimus
Peasant Male Philippines
We'll find you soon, live fresh meat... 
Aaargh! Twice her size, that's twice the stretch!

Well maybe you need to you use a little science about that.

Try spraying female-attracting pheromone perfume on your body, (if such thing like that exists). Sometimes, it's quite strange how one sense, which is smelling, can act as a stimuli of attraction. It is one of the components of the girl-magnet formula.