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Oral what?

February 26th 2004, 01:06 AM
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* Oral Sex Linked to Mouth Cancer *

It's now true boys and girls. Seriously. It's in the news tonite.

So quit talking about sex or at least wash your mouth out after you 'speak'.

See, Redink, cleanliness is next to godliness. (harking back to a much earlier discussion with redink on the subject of 'clean vs too clean'.)
February 26th 2004, 09:32 AM
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MadStalker
Peasant He/Him Finland
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Toothbrush

(Why did I write that?)
February 26th 2004, 10:00 AM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
I haven't seen it at Fark.
February 26th 2004, 10:07 AM
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Sharp
Peasant She/Her Finland
 
Oh, I was so dang sure you were going to talk about the IB exams
The fun thing is that they ended up calling oral exams only "orals", they're held in an empty room, alone with a teacher, recorded and sent off to the IBO (International 'P'orn organization). ...offtopic..
February 26th 2004, 10:25 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
*Having a Mouth Linked to Mouth Cancer*
February 26th 2004, 11:16 AM
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MadStalker
Peasant He/Him Finland
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Haha! But really, it's quite hard to get mouth cancer without a mouth.
February 26th 2004, 11:59 AM
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Kat
Peasant She/Her Canada
We can out-drink most Americans! 
Well I guess I am doomed (again)!
Seems nowadays everything causes cancer

>^..^<
February 26th 2004, 12:28 PM
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MadStalker
Peasant He/Him Finland
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ARGH! I hate EU, it was going to ban TAR. They said it causes CANCER. Idiots
February 26th 2004, 02:26 PM
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SimonK
Peasant He/Him Australia
 
Oral fear mongering, perpetuated by a repressed society and its parasitical socio-political forums.

Sex causes cancer... an embryo is a foreign growth that can lead to early death.

Let the lies wash away all that is pleasurable.

February 26th 2004, 04:40 PM
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redink1
King He/Him United States bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
Wow. I could've sworn I had read about how this was fake months/years ago on Snopes, but imagine my surprise when I found an actual news article describing it.

Its more of an STD, which really isn't all too surprising. And its a virus, so scrubbing and washing isn't going to do a thing. So it doesn't have anything to do with cleanliness.