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#DicksOutForTalPorn

October 11th, 07:00 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
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Dicks Out For Talporn is a movement dedicated to bringing back the wonder of talporn. back in...erm, i guess a year or so ago, talporn was cruely taken from us by godaddy or some equivalent. my organization and i firmly believe it is in everyone's best interest to bring it back for all to enjoy. talporn was a driving force behind sex education, condom manufacturing, and was the top opponent of pre-marital sex. without it, the possibility of an std epidemic and/or a surge of relations not sanctioned by the church or the divine will of our lord are disturbingly high.

go to https://www.dicksoutfortalporn.org/petition.html and sign our petition with a brief reason why you think talporn is the best choice for the future of our children. thank you, and may gob bless you all.

#DicksOutForTalPorn
October 11th, 07:19 PM
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LeprochaUn
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
This might be your best joke.
October 11th, 07:36 PM
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Toof
Peasant Male
I disagree. 
Well Skurn, if you're serious about it, I was dicking around recently with Jekyll, a static site generator that could be hosted for free on github pages. If your spirit is in your soul, and your soul is in your heart, and your heart is in your mind, and your mind is in nirvana, I am willing to give you a finished template of my static site, assuming that you will make necessary modifications for it, to truly promote the idea, the concept, and the benefits of Talporn to the world, and bringing karma back into to balance by doing so.
October 13th, 02:12 AM
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forumlurker
Peasant Male United States
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese 
Talporn is a sin, a very bad one. We must keep talporn from corrupting the youth of today and leading them to the not good.

#StandAgainstTalPorn
October 13th, 09:02 AM
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Tal
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Super Sexy Tal Pal 
Fun coincidence: this was posted on my birthday.
October 13th, 10:50 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
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great news, everyone. we have reached a staggering 3 signatures out of 50k. this shows that there is still hope for talporn and that the concept has not died out. we are hopeful that we will reach or surpass our goal by the end of the month.

to celebrate and to get more much-needed attention to this campaign, we have launched our first line of #DicksOutForTalPorn merchandise.

go to https://www.dicksoutfortalporn.org/merch.html for many shirts, mugs, and sticker sheets to help spread the word. bless you all.

#DicksOutForTalPorn
October 28th, 03:48 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
an update!

as we near the end of the month, we find ourselves sitting on 6 of our needed signatures. gob bless you all. without you all, we would have never made it this far. to make our final push to victory, we are organizing Occupy 7-11.

what we aim to do is to occupy every 7-11 corner store in the US to spread the word and we encourage other countries to join in, as well. united as one under our lord, we will bring back talporn.

go to https://www.dicksoutfortalporn.org/occupy.html for the full details as well as organized dates and protests near you!

#DicksOutForTalPorn
November 3rd, 04:37 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
hey all.

we are very disappointed in the results of our campaign. over the past few days, we have been discussing what to do next in our quest to bring back tal porn.

however, it seems we are at a road block. maybe even forever. the clean and sexually just road our lord paved for us has undeniably crumbled. thus, we are resigning from our positions in our respective churches. i, personally, have torn down my shrine to gob and am now looking to worship another being as i am incapable of thinking for myself.

i cannot say for my fellow priests/ex-priests. they haven't contacted me in a few minutes and i suspect they may have cut ties with me. a shame, but such is the ways of the future. humanity has decided it does not want talporn. it may need it, but it cannot realize that. my divine lord, if he is still with it, will weep an ocean of sorrows at the direction his creation has taken.

thank you all for your efforts to help us and the future of our children.