The Dink Network

Okay, forum game.
I give an answer, and you respond with a question that the answer would make sense to.
After that, the next poster states a question that the answer goes to.

Poster 1: The answer is 'X'

Poster 2: That is in algebra?
The answer is happiness.

And so on and so forth.
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The answer is SCIENCE!

The answer is SCIENCE!

Obviously the question would be: What did you blind me with?

The answer is the answer.

What is the answer to this question?

The answer is, a bonca.

The answer is, a bonca.
The question is: "What is brown and smelly and can be found around toilets"

The answer is "42"

The answer is "42"

What is 41 + 1?

The answer is DRAGONS

Poster 1: The answer is 'X

What is 10 in Roman numerals.

Pred, you got the first half, but you have to question the answer of the last poster.
Dinkkiller said, 'The answer is DRAGONS', and I could reply with 'What is an awesome race I really wish I could meet in real life?'

New rule: If a person doesn't state the answer, their post is nullified.
Also, Pred, that was an example to make sure everyone understood the rules.

The answer is 'Ni!'

The answer is NI

the question is what is a short word in another language for not?

The answer is IT HAS NO MEANING.

I still got it right.

Yes, you did. But the entire point is to come up with a question that could logically have that answer, even if the question was something utterly ridiculous.

What is the meaning of life?

The answer is, Camelslayer.

New rule: If a person doesn't state the answer, their post is nullified.

How can his post be nullified when we're not even keeping score?

The answer is IT HAS NO MEANING.

The meaning of appendix?

The answer is Dink Smallwood.

The answer is Dink Smallwood.
The question is "What is a game everyone in the world should play at least once?"

The answer is dirty socks.

The answer is dirty socks.

The question is, "What's a good object to slap someone in the face with?"

The answer is the legendary tuna blade of justice.

The answer is the legendary tuna blade of justice.

What is the best weapon in World of Warcraft? (I hate that game)

The answer is banana.

What is something this site is obsessed about?

The answer is a hat.

What does the cat wear?

The answer is King's Sword.

What is a sword wielded by kings?

The answer is, nobody.

Who, other than Robj, is in posession of cookies?

The answer is, Scarlet.

Answer: I killed ExDeathEvn with what color Hanky?

The question: The Answer is Ms.Dink

The Answer is Ms.Dink
Who was the first member of the DN crew? (*sings* DN, Dink Network, DN, Dink Network is here)

The answer is hundreds of clowns.

The answer is hundreds of clowns.

What is a bunch of drunken idiots at an Insane Clown Posse look-a-like contest?

The answer is your mom.

Who else is as fat as a cow?

The answer is Absolution

Who is the biggest mindscrew on the DN?

The answer is biology.

What is the answer to the question of which answer is biology?

The answer is the answer.

What is 42?

Sea bananas.

I am going to assume 'sea' is supposed to be 'see'...

So...

What happens when you drink too much?

The answer is heavy metal underwear.

what do female knights wear in most rpg's?

the answer is you're drunk

ra bla fra gah na ga, *vomits , [the question is said in a very drunk tone]

The answer is cookies.

What offering appeases the DN's greatest thief?

(@alchemi: No, it was literally Sea as in Ocean Bananas.)

The answer is Doughnut

which food item did I drag my dough-covered nuts on?

The answer is Jeopardy.

What isn't this topic?

The answer is bob.

Who did I hire to assassinate KrisKnox for changing the topic.

The answer is King Of The Hill[the TV show]

What is a Fox TV show that was cancelled to be replaced by another show that ended up being cancelled?

The answer is water.

[note, it still is on Fox, though at 2 in the morning before cops and on adult swim]
The question is what didn't Pred drown us in.

The answer is DinkKiller.

I dont think so Dackfight.

Fine the question is what are humans made mostly up of, better Pred? Also please just say Dack or something like that.

The answer is DinkKiller.

Who is an awesome guy who isn't arguing constantly?

The answer is me.

Who is a werewolf/Cockatrice.

The answer is When you're evil[by Voltaire]

What is a song found in an awesome game called Deady the Teddy Bear?

The answer is butter.

What must go on toast to make it less attractive thus eatable?

The Answer is snakes [as in another song]

Who is an awesome guy who isn't arguing constantly?

Clearly you didn't see that one thread where I got pissed off and told Pred off.

The Answer is snakes [as in another song]

What is a song I've never heard of?

The answer is Angry Birds.

The question is what happens when I attack duck and a sparrow at the same time?

The answer is Leprochaun.

the question is what to blame for your broken stuff.

the answer is I ate them

What happened to my hampsters?

the answer is I ate them

The answer is TURBO HAMPSTERS!!

Who will save the day from evil cats?

The answer is a spoon full of sugar.

What is not a good idea to give to kids late at night?

The answer is Insurance.

The question is: "Why are they trying to kill me?"

The answer is: "sex offender".

Who in the world gives a spoon full of sugar to kids at night?!

The answer is: juice.

What does Schnapper have when he runs out of schnapps?

The answer is BMW HP2 Sport.

What is a vehicle of some sort?

The answer is: Groceries.

(Hehe, shouldn't you be gone for one more year, Godley? )

What costs money to buy.

The answer is Hellfire

(Oh, really???? Did I ever say anything of that sort??? I forgot. DANG!! see you next year.)

What is the most powerful spell in Dink Smallwood?

The answer is Seth.

Who did Dink have to seduce in order to get his own game?

The answer is metatarasal.

Who had to take Dink's Seduction again to be allowed to be talked about?

The answer is Punisher{the dinker}

which Dinker is so annoying it's funny?

the answer is Tal

Who is the star of TalPorn.com, and ruler of TDN who we worship for some strange reason?

The answer is DinkKiller.

Who has no cookies left?

The answer is liquid.

The answer is what did I turn my cookies into so Rob wouldn't steal them?

The answer is Australia. Also can we repeat answers, or is it not allowed in the rules.

What is a place with spiders so huge that they have their own life bar?

The answer is cake.

(You can repeat answers, but try to keep it original.)

The question is what is a lie and tasty treat that I have?

The answer is a previous one, Science.

What makes the Mythbusters so awesome?

The answer is caffine.

What makes me sleepy?

The answer is Happy Happyism.

What is the title to Pillbug's next D-mod?

The answer is vampires.

what is one species that is no fabulous in this generation?

The answer is Keelah Se'lai[dinkkiller's tag line, what does it mean to?]

What is a saying by my favorite alien species, the Quarians, from the video game trilogy Mass Effect?

The answer is Star Trek.

What is an awesome Sci-fi show that I've barely seen?

The answer is Firefly.

The question is what is hard to catch in animal crossing.

The answer is the reason leprochaun won't give us his gold.

The question: Who bough all of these lemon meringues?

The Answer: Thread necromancy.

The question: Why is the most recent thread on TDN from 2009?

The answer is over 9000.

The question: How many ducks can Dink punch in a row?

The Answer: Gluten free potato chips.

The Question: What is Kris' favourite snack at noon?

The Answer: Were

question: how do you understand this game?

answer: how do you understand this game.

Question: What is a question asked by a person who doesn't understand the game?

Answer: Non sequitur

Question: How do Skurn's/Punisher's arguments end?

Answer: Wolf

Question: What barks at the moon?

Answer: Spook

Question: What's an offensive term to describe a ghost?

Answer: Your mom.

Question: You know who else doesn't know how to balance 3 cheese burgers on her head while riding a dolphin?

Answer: 1 vial of Red Ink

Question: What do I use to fake my suicide?

Answer: A headless duck

Question: What kind of aquatic fowl can still run around after being beheaded?

Answer: A banana

Question: What is the holy fruit that shaped the planets and sky, how we see ourselves, and how we manage to stave off hunger?

Answer: Baphomet

Question: A guy who goes around on forums with another name for the devil.

Answer: Pine cone.

Question: What did I find beneath me, after I woke up with a headache?
Answer: glue stick

Question: What is making my ear stick to the wall?

Answer: Belligerent squirrel.

Question: What did Skurn put down his pants?

Answer:

Question: What is green and winks?

Answer: Because Skurn likes turd burgers.

Question: Why did Skurn open up a turd-burger fast food chain?

Answer: A duck in a box.

Question: What's Skurns next birthday present?

Answer: Because the gremlin won't eat the banana

question: why does skurn shit bananas

answer: Skurn's bloody decapitated head in a basket.

Question: What did Dack get Kris for his quinceanera?

Answer: Paralympics

Question: What is it that you keep on hearing about all FUCKING YEAR LONG!?

Answer: Because Skurn has a diaper rash.

Answer: Because Skurn has a diaper rash.

you're the second person to say i have a diaper rash today. i'm dead ducking serious.

It was me. Wtf

you're the second person to say i have a diaper rash today. i'm dead ducking serious.

Ha ha ha!

Really?

yyyyyep

I don't believe you.

New Answer: my little brother

is a little

is a little
wrong threat !
This is "the answer-Question"-threat .

100th POST!

Baphomet, it's true. Skurn said something and I said "YOU HAVE A DIAPER RASH." Then hours later, you posted that, and I made a squeak that was out of this world.

i think the squeak caused a class-z interdimension tear, too.

so, be careful out there, everyone.

Answer: My Little Brother
Question: Who did RobJ say stole from the cookie jar?

My Answer: Towel

Question: What gets wetter as it dries?

Answer: The bunny.

Question: What is it that will kill skurn tomorrow.

Answer: SPLAT!

Question: What does Baphomet make on the floor, when I am pushing him off a 100-meter building?
Answer: The 100-meter building

Question: What did I drop a penny off of?

Answer: Ectoplasm

Question: What do you call Ghost-poop?

Answer: A bloody Hand

Question: What does JustaGhost have a hard time shitting out after eating?
Answer: Slugga Boyz

Decided to bring this back.

New start.

Answer: carrot

Answer

A piece of wood with a hole in it

"Answer

A piece of wood with a hole in it"

What is a glory hole?

Answer:

Only on Tuesdays

Answer:

Only on Tuesdays

Does the pope shit in the woods?

Answer:

Yes but your ass hurts afterwards.

You feel good whe Skurn comes to your house and gives you something to smoke that feels good.

A brown spot

Question: which is your place on the world?
answer: pillbug

Question: What is the most common enemy Dink fights?
Answer: sandpaper.

Question: What the duck do I use to wipe my ass when I'm out of toilet paper?

Answer: fermented banana secretions

Question: What's inside Dink's stomach?
Answer: duck.

Question: What animal best signifies "survival after decapitation"?

Answer: synthetic duck shit with extra organic rust

question
what does dink use to break his fast
answer
isometric

Question: a perfect ass looks ______ in all angles of view.

Sorry for the dirty joke.

Answer: what is the question

Question:
what do you say when someone wants and answer
Answer:
Lord Silberfarben

Question: Who is a badass dude currently making a dmod?

Answer: Ethel

question:
Who is a badass dude currently loving a duck
answer:
log

answer: in what does a captain write his/her findings?

answer: people like that convince me their IQ is at most -1

Question
what do you think about murderers.
answer:
seth

Question: Who created Dink?
Answer: beer.

question
who actually created dink
answer: horned duck

question: what will be our next beheaded creature?

answer: that was the 'best' show ever!!

question:
what do you think about startalk
answer
the green voice in my head