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If this is the answer, what is the question?

August 9th 2013, 08:07 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Okay, forum game.
I give an answer, and you respond with a question that the answer would make sense to.
After that, the next poster states a question that the answer goes to.

Poster 1: The answer is 'X'

Poster 2: That is in algebra?
The answer is happiness.

And so on and so forth.
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The answer is SCIENCE!
August 9th 2013, 08:52 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
The answer is SCIENCE!

Obviously the question would be: What did you blind me with?

The answer is the answer.

August 9th 2013, 08:59 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
What is the answer to this question?

The answer is, a bonca.
August 10th 2013, 01:47 AM
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The answer is, a bonca.
The question is: "What is brown and smelly and can be found around toilets"

The answer is "42"
August 10th 2013, 02:15 AM
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DinkKiller
Peasant Male United States xbox steam
The world could always use more heroes 
The answer is "42"

What is 41 + 1?

The answer is DRAGONS
August 10th 2013, 02:34 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant Male
Kill Police Officers 
Poster 1: The answer is 'X

What is 10 in Roman numerals.

August 10th 2013, 06:27 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Pred, you got the first half, but you have to question the answer of the last poster.
Dinkkiller said, 'The answer is DRAGONS', and I could reply with 'What is an awesome race I really wish I could meet in real life?'

New rule: If a person doesn't state the answer, their post is nullified.
Also, Pred, that was an example to make sure everyone understood the rules.

The answer is 'Ni!'
August 10th 2013, 06:28 AM
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merder
Peasant Male Netherlands xbox steam
The Voice in the back of your head! 
The answer is NI

the question is what is a short word in another language for not?

The answer is IT HAS NO MEANING.
August 10th 2013, 06:41 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant Male
Kill Police Officers 
I still got it right.
August 10th 2013, 07:36 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Yes, you did. But the entire point is to come up with a question that could logically have that answer, even if the question was something utterly ridiculous.

What is the meaning of life?

The answer is, Camelslayer.
August 10th 2013, 11:27 AM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
New rule: If a person doesn't state the answer, their post is nullified.

How can his post be nullified when we're not even keeping score?

The answer is IT HAS NO MEANING.

The meaning of appendix?

The answer is Dink Smallwood.
August 10th 2013, 01:29 PM
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The answer is Dink Smallwood.
The question is "What is a game everyone in the world should play at least once?"

The answer is dirty socks.
August 10th 2013, 01:49 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
The answer is dirty socks.

The question is, "What's a good object to slap someone in the face with?"

The answer is the legendary tuna blade of justice.
August 10th 2013, 04:08 PM
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DinkKiller
Peasant Male United States xbox steam
The world could always use more heroes 
The answer is the legendary tuna blade of justice.

What is the best weapon in World of Warcraft? (I hate that game)

The answer is banana.
August 10th 2013, 04:59 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
What is something this site is obsessed about?

The answer is a hat.
August 10th 2013, 08:10 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
What does the cat wear?

The answer is King's Sword.
August 10th 2013, 11:01 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
What is a sword wielded by kings?

The answer is, nobody.
August 10th 2013, 11:52 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant Male New Zealand xbox steam
Don't look at me, I'm a ghost 
Who, other than Robj, is in posession of cookies?

The answer is, Scarlet.
August 11th 2013, 12:31 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Answer: I killed ExDeathEvn with what color Hanky?

The question: The Answer is Ms.Dink
August 11th 2013, 05:14 AM
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The Answer is Ms.Dink
Who was the first member of the DN crew? (*sings* DN, Dink Network, DN, Dink Network is here)

The answer is hundreds of clowns.
August 11th 2013, 06:21 AM
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DinkKiller
Peasant Male United States xbox steam
The world could always use more heroes 
The answer is hundreds of clowns.

What is a bunch of drunken idiots at an Insane Clown Posse look-a-like contest?

The answer is your mom.
August 11th 2013, 02:49 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Who else is as fat as a cow?

The answer is Absolution
August 12th 2013, 02:51 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Who is the biggest mindscrew on the DN?

The answer is biology.
August 12th 2013, 06:47 PM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
What is the answer to the question of which answer is biology?

The answer is the answer.
August 13th 2013, 03:48 AM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant Male New Zealand xbox steam
Don't look at me, I'm a ghost 
What is 42?

Sea bananas.
August 13th 2013, 10:55 AM
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I am going to assume 'sea' is supposed to be 'see'...

So...

What happens when you drink too much?

The answer is heavy metal underwear.
August 13th 2013, 02:39 PM
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merder
Peasant Male Netherlands xbox steam
The Voice in the back of your head! 
what do female knights wear in most rpg's?

the answer is you're drunk
August 13th 2013, 02:42 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
ra bla fra gah na ga, *vomits , [the question is said in a very drunk tone]

The answer is cookies.
August 13th 2013, 08:43 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant Male New Zealand xbox steam
Don't look at me, I'm a ghost 
What offering appeases the DN's greatest thief?

(@alchemi: No, it was literally Sea as in Ocean Bananas.)

The answer is Doughnut
August 13th 2013, 09:15 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
which food item did I drag my dough-covered nuts on?

The answer is Jeopardy.
August 13th 2013, 11:40 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
What isn't this topic?

The answer is bob.
August 14th 2013, 01:01 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Who did I hire to assassinate KrisKnox for changing the topic.

The answer is King Of The Hill[the TV show]
August 14th 2013, 01:40 AM
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DinkKiller
Peasant Male United States xbox steam
The world could always use more heroes 
What is a Fox TV show that was cancelled to be replaced by another show that ended up being cancelled?

The answer is water.
August 14th 2013, 01:22 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
[note, it still is on Fox, though at 2 in the morning before cops and on adult swim]
The question is what didn't Pred drown us in.

The answer is DinkKiller.
August 14th 2013, 01:23 PM
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ThePunisher
Peasant Male
Kill Police Officers 
I dont think so Dackfight.
August 14th 2013, 01:27 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Fine the question is what are humans made mostly up of, better Pred? Also please just say Dack or something like that.

The answer is DinkKiller.
August 14th 2013, 03:38 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Who is an awesome guy who isn't arguing constantly?

The answer is me.
August 14th 2013, 03:59 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Who is a werewolf/Cockatrice.

The answer is When you're evil[by Voltaire]
August 14th 2013, 04:21 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
What is a song found in an awesome game called Deady the Teddy Bear?

The answer is butter.
August 14th 2013, 04:53 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
What must go on toast to make it less attractive thus eatable?

The Answer is snakes [as in another song]
August 14th 2013, 07:31 PM
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DinkKiller
Peasant Male United States xbox steam
The world could always use more heroes 
Who is an awesome guy who isn't arguing constantly?

Clearly you didn't see that one thread where I got pissed off and told Pred off.

The Answer is snakes [as in another song]

What is a song I've never heard of?

The answer is Angry Birds.
August 14th 2013, 10:50 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
The question is what happens when I attack duck and a sparrow at the same time?

The answer is Leprochaun.
August 15th 2013, 11:10 AM
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merder
Peasant Male Netherlands xbox steam
The Voice in the back of your head! 
the question is what to blame for your broken stuff.

the answer is I ate them
August 15th 2013, 11:14 AM
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scratcher
Bard bloop
cigarette bonca 
What happened to my hampsters?

the answer is I ate them

The answer is TURBO HAMPSTERS!!
August 15th 2013, 03:55 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Who will save the day from evil cats?

The answer is a spoon full of sugar.
August 15th 2013, 05:38 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
What is not a good idea to give to kids late at night?

The answer is Insurance.
August 16th 2013, 12:04 AM
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The question is: "Why are they trying to kill me?"

The answer is: "sex offender".
August 16th 2013, 01:18 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Who in the world gives a spoon full of sugar to kids at night?!

The answer is: juice.
August 16th 2013, 12:56 PM
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Godley
Peasant
 
What does Schnapper have when he runs out of schnapps?

The answer is BMW HP2 Sport.
August 16th 2013, 12:59 PM
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Quiztis
Peasant Male Sweden steam bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
What is a vehicle of some sort?

The answer is: Groceries.

(Hehe, shouldn't you be gone for one more year, Godley? )
August 16th 2013, 01:08 PM
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Godley
Peasant
 
What costs money to buy.

The answer is Hellfire

(Oh, really???? Did I ever say anything of that sort??? I forgot. DANG!! see you next year.)
August 16th 2013, 07:08 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
What is the most powerful spell in Dink Smallwood?

The answer is Seth.
August 17th 2013, 01:02 AM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant Male New Zealand xbox steam
Don't look at me, I'm a ghost 
Who did Dink have to seduce in order to get his own game?

The answer is metatarasal.
August 17th 2013, 10:32 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Who had to take Dink's Seduction again to be allowed to be talked about?

The answer is Punisher{the dinker}
August 18th 2013, 05:49 AM
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merder
Peasant Male Netherlands xbox steam
The Voice in the back of your head! 
which Dinker is so annoying it's funny?

the answer is Tal
August 18th 2013, 05:57 AM
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DinkKiller
Peasant Male United States xbox steam
The world could always use more heroes 
Who is the star of TalPorn.com, and ruler of TDN who we worship for some strange reason?

The answer is DinkKiller.
August 18th 2013, 06:17 AM
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Robj
Peasant Male Australia
You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. 
Who has no cookies left?

The answer is liquid.
August 20th 2013, 04:17 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
The answer is what did I turn my cookies into so Rob wouldn't steal them?

The answer is Australia. Also can we repeat answers, or is it not allowed in the rules.
August 20th 2013, 05:42 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
What is a place with spiders so huge that they have their own life bar?

The answer is cake.

(You can repeat answers, but try to keep it original.)
August 20th 2013, 08:32 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
The question is what is a lie and tasty treat that I have?

The answer is a previous one, Science.
August 20th 2013, 11:06 PM
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DinkKiller
Peasant Male United States xbox steam
The world could always use more heroes 
What makes the Mythbusters so awesome?

The answer is caffine.
August 20th 2013, 11:10 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
What makes me sleepy?

The answer is Happy Happyism.
August 21st 2013, 12:43 AM
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DinkKiller
Peasant Male United States xbox steam
The world could always use more heroes 
What is the title to Pillbug's next D-mod?

The answer is vampires.
August 21st 2013, 12:56 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
what is one species that is no fabulous in this generation?

The answer is Keelah Se'lai[dinkkiller's tag line, what does it mean to?]
August 21st 2013, 01:37 AM
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DinkKiller
Peasant Male United States xbox steam
The world could always use more heroes 
What is a saying by my favorite alien species, the Quarians, from the video game trilogy Mass Effect?

The answer is Star Trek.
August 21st 2013, 01:56 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
What is an awesome Sci-fi show that I've barely seen?

The answer is Firefly.
August 21st 2013, 02:29 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
The question is what is hard to catch in animal crossing.

The answer is the reason leprochaun won't give us his gold.
August 25th 2016, 07:57 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
The question: Who bough all of these lemon meringues?

The Answer: Thread necromancy.
August 25th 2016, 08:03 AM
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schnapper
Peasant Male Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
The question: Why is the most recent thread on TDN from 2009?

The answer is over 9000.
August 25th 2016, 08:06 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
The question: How many ducks can Dink punch in a row?

The Answer: Gluten free potato chips.
August 26th 2016, 02:23 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
The Question: What is Kris' favourite snack at noon?

The Answer: Were
August 26th 2016, 03:17 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
question: how do you understand this game?

answer: how do you understand this game.
August 26th 2016, 09:53 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Question: What is a question asked by a person who doesn't understand the game?

Answer: Non sequitur
August 26th 2016, 01:22 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Question: How do Skurn's/Punisher's arguments end?

Answer: Wolf
August 27th 2016, 11:03 AM
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Anon
Ghost
 
Question: What barks at the moon?

Answer: Spook
August 27th 2016, 11:42 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Question: What's an offensive term to describe a ghost?

Answer: Your mom.
August 27th 2016, 12:05 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Question: You know who else doesn't know how to balance 3 cheese burgers on her head while riding a dolphin?

Answer: 1 vial of Red Ink
August 27th 2016, 01:27 PM
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Bluedy
Peasant Male Romania steam bloop
Flyest artist you know 
Question: What do I use to fake my suicide?

Answer: A headless duck
August 29th 2016, 03:17 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Question: What kind of aquatic fowl can still run around after being beheaded?

Answer: A banana
August 29th 2016, 04:52 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Question: What is the holy fruit that shaped the planets and sky, how we see ourselves, and how we manage to stave off hunger?

Answer: Baphomet
August 29th 2016, 04:53 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Question: A guy who goes around on forums with another name for the devil.

Answer: Pine cone.
September 18th 2016, 02:30 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
Question: What did I find beneath me, after I woke up with a headache?
Answer: glue stick
September 18th 2016, 02:37 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Question: What is making my ear stick to the wall?

Answer: Belligerent squirrel.
September 18th 2016, 04:33 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Question: What did Skurn put down his pants?

Answer:
September 18th 2016, 07:16 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Question: What is green and winks?

Answer: Because Skurn likes turd burgers.
September 19th 2016, 08:41 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Question: Why did Skurn open up a turd-burger fast food chain?

Answer: A duck in a box.
September 19th 2016, 09:44 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
Question: What's Skurns next birthday present?

Answer: Because the gremlin won't eat the banana
September 19th 2016, 12:05 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
question: why does skurn shit bananas

answer: Skurn's bloody decapitated head in a basket.
September 19th 2016, 05:23 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Question: What did Dack get Kris for his quinceanera?

Answer: Paralympics
September 19th 2016, 10:42 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Question: What is it that you keep on hearing about all FUCKING YEAR LONG!?

Answer: Because Skurn has a diaper rash.
September 19th 2016, 10:49 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
Answer: Because Skurn has a diaper rash.

you're the second person to say i have a diaper rash today. i'm dead ducking serious.
September 19th 2016, 10:49 PM
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Bornfree15
Peasant United States steam
King of gay pie 
It was me. Wtf
September 20th 2016, 07:09 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
you're the second person to say i have a diaper rash today. i'm dead ducking serious.

Ha ha ha!

Really?
September 20th 2016, 12:24 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
yyyyyep
September 20th 2016, 12:34 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I don't believe you.
September 20th 2016, 01:06 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
New Answer: my little brother
September 20th 2016, 01:08 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
is a little
September 20th 2016, 01:23 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
is a little
wrong threat !
This is "the answer-Question"-threat .
September 20th 2016, 01:24 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
100th POST!
September 20th 2016, 06:28 PM
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Bornfree15
Peasant United States steam
King of gay pie 
Baphomet, it's true. Skurn said something and I said "YOU HAVE A DIAPER RASH." Then hours later, you posted that, and I made a squeak that was out of this world.
September 20th 2016, 06:30 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
i think the squeak caused a class-z interdimension tear, too.

so, be careful out there, everyone.
September 20th 2016, 07:23 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Answer: My Little Brother
Question: Who did RobJ say stole from the cookie jar?

My Answer: Towel
September 20th 2016, 11:56 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Question: What gets wetter as it dries?

Answer: The bunny.
September 21st 2016, 07:22 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Question: What is it that will kill skurn tomorrow.

Answer: SPLAT!
September 22nd 2016, 09:58 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
Question: What does Baphomet make on the floor, when I am pushing him off a 100-meter building?
Answer: The 100-meter building
September 22nd 2016, 10:00 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Question: What did I drop a penny off of?

Answer: Ectoplasm
September 22nd 2016, 11:48 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost
 
Question: What do you call Ghost-poop?

Answer: A bloody Hand
September 23rd 2016, 07:44 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Question: What does JustaGhost have a hard time shitting out after eating?
Answer: Slugga Boyz
April 11th, 02:46 PM
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baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Decided to bring this back.

New start.

Answer: carrot