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Ransom note

September 29th 2011, 08:22 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Ok so last night Skorn was asleep on the chat room as is normal - this little kiwi fella tiptoed in and blindsided him - well long story short... Zed now is holding Skorns teddy for ransom. We need to negotiate it back because - well he does love his teddy - so lets get together as a community and see what we can barter with the culprit to ensure safe return of said bear. *glares at Zed*

Ok I offer: 2 banannas, 5 cookies (rob proofed) and a smak in the ear... any one raise this??

Also we need to remember to ask said culprit whether the offerd goods are acceptable - so Zed... ??
September 29th 2011, 08:23 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
But my pillows are fine!
September 29th 2011, 08:27 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Fine

Ok I offer: 2 banannas, 5 cookies (rob proofed) and a smak in the ear...

and raise him: one knee capping!!

Acceptable/decline?

Yes I know the perp needs to do the randsom note - but we saw him do the deed so we are preempting his demands - sweetning them so to speak The ultimate outcome here is that we get him back for u unharmed and safe all his ears intact and no fingers missing He looked so scared!

(I wonder if it was an inside job..... )
September 29th 2011, 08:29 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Look! The little coward ran away too!

I WANT MAH TEDDY! *Skorny cries
September 29th 2011, 09:56 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
OMG!! Look what just came in

No note though...
September 30th 2011, 03:05 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
kinky.
September 30th 2011, 03:09 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
My demands are simple...

50 -robj special- cookies

30 -non tal bra- bananas

10000 internets (@)

and a

Your deadline to meet these demands is in exactly 6 days, for every day over, i'll snip off one of teddy's fingers and send them to you as proof.

Go to the cops and i pump him so full of lead superman wont be able to see through his offspring.

Peace.
September 30th 2011, 04:35 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
I don't believe in negotiating with kidnappers. Excess violence is the way to go!
September 30th 2011, 04:36 AM
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*Sends Eric the Vampire to hunt down zeddexx and bring back Absolution's teddy*
THere there, skorny, Eric will knock the daylights out of that knight in as much time as it takes to fill a thimble full of blood
Or ...
Tal's Banana
And we could give MsDink's cat to zeddy as a consolation prize
September 30th 2011, 04:42 AM
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Godley
Ghost They/Them
 
Gives a bottle of petrol to Zeddexx to set the teddy on fire, so that Appleton remains engulfed in sorrow, and doesnt post utter BS here.
September 30th 2011, 04:44 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
*takes the petrol and absent-mindedly sets godley on fire instead*

*yawns and makes the kitty face for the hell of it*

<-- Thusly

September 30th 2011, 04:44 AM
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*dons Eric the Vampire costume and engages in mortal combat with zeddexx*
Hey you! It's past your deadtime!
September 30th 2011, 04:50 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
*yawns again and this time, steals DD's teddy rendering all his powers moot*
September 30th 2011, 04:52 AM
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*Brings out Dead Island cover scaring the shoot out of zeddexx* *Takes back teddy and again engages in mortal combat *
September 30th 2011, 04:55 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
STFU and your dead island crud!! *Hacks dead island and the company that made it into tiny little pieces and burns them*

*uses horrid smiley barrage*

September 30th 2011, 04:57 AM
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*flash in which DinkDoodler's memories of his tae-kwon-do lessons come back*
I will not rest until I win!
*Dramatic music and more fierce fighting*
Oh, and yeah ...
SHORYUKEN!
September 30th 2011, 05:01 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Stay where you belong! In my memories...

*Lays waste to you with his ultima weapon move*

*Music reaches its peak and DD is left gasping his last breath, he has just enough strength to utter his dramatic last words*
September 30th 2011, 05:03 AM
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And those are . . .
Leah! (Cure spell in JHL)
*Gets up, fully healed and again engages in a fight to the finish with the music rising agaiin*
September 30th 2011, 05:06 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
*Summon's Diablo to weaken Doodler*
September 30th 2011, 05:08 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
*blinks a few times, then just pulls out a gun and shoots him point-blank in the head*

*Walks off into the sunset leaving Deaddoodlers body behind*

*screams*

ARRRGHHHHH!! WHY WOULD I DO SOMTHING SO STUPID AS TO WALK INTO THE SUNNN!!
IT BURRNNSSSSS!!

*Burns up into oblivion*
September 30th 2011, 05:09 AM
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You didn't think I came unprepared?
*takes off bullet proof mask and points and laughs*
September 30th 2011, 05:15 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
*pokes head out of the sun*

Hey, it burnt at first, but its actually quite nice in here... Like a spa pool...
September 30th 2011, 05:16 AM
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/me leaps forward and high fives zeddexx ... in the FACE!
September 30th 2011, 05:18 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
*shrugs and goes back to relaxing in the sun with 4 beautiful women with large..... Bottles of beer to drink*
September 30th 2011, 05:19 AM
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Don't put stuff like that in my young corruptable mind
September 30th 2011, 05:23 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
*waves DD in*

DD... You tellin me you would rather stand out there all alone staring at the floor than be chillin out in the sun with FOUR hot chicks and huge bottles of beer?
September 30th 2011, 05:24 AM
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Chillin' out in the sun?
Nah, I'll pass.
September 30th 2011, 05:26 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Ok... More fer me!!

Ok ladies who wants to massage me first?
September 30th 2011, 06:12 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
/me tiptoes in and releases the bonds on ted whilst zeddy is in rapture - holds his poor wee hand and tiptoes away to the waiting jet boat and reaches the edge of skorns dreams - tucks teddy back in and runs off YAY
September 30th 2011, 06:48 AM
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Oi! Wait for me, woman!
/me jumps in boat and drives it.
September 30th 2011, 08:35 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
*wait's for DD to crash the boat into the freeway*
September 30th 2011, 09:38 AM
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*groan*
Duckhater and zeddexx came in their own boat, looks liek we'll have to do some epic vehicular combat
*gives the wheel to MsDink, jumps on duckhater's boat and commandeers it* ...
Wait.
*Jumps back to own boat so MsDink doesn't crash it* Pfft women drivers
September 30th 2011, 10:33 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
*Gets up, fully healed and again engages in a fight to the music with the Finnish rising again*
September 30th 2011, 10:34 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
*eats a banana*
Yum!
September 30th 2011, 02:11 PM
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darksign13
Peasant He/Him United States
Hungry, Horney, and Helpless... Take me home. 
Uses terrible god like powers to raise a gigantic octopus in front of boats. (Just to make it interesting. )
September 30th 2011, 02:33 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Meanwhile back in the sun...

And THATS how puppets were REALLY meant to be used for ladies!

*cellphone rings*

Ahem scuse me a sec...

Hello? Oh, hi shnapps. whats up?.... uh... say what? giant octopus?.......
..... shnapps... listen, im hangin out in the SUN with 4 smokin hot women and large bottles of beer, i cant come all the way down there and chop up a giant octopus just so you can have giant sushi for the first time.... You have what?
..... HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THOSE PICTURES!! ARGGHH SHNAPPS THIS IS BLACKMAIL!!..... UGH fine.... ill be down in a sec, but when i get there im BURNING those photos!!

*hangs up* Sorry ladies i have to go make lunch.

*jumps out of the sun and uses dash materia do run all the way to the giant octopus*

Meanwhile back at the sea...
September 30th 2011, 04:50 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant He/Him Japan bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
I don't think you know who or what skorns teddy is. Or even what it's capable of. You didn't steal skorns teddy, it ran away. It was sick of the little attention skorn gave it, or being used as a cover up when skorns parents walked in on him during private time.

Now, I'm sure the teddy doesn't want people knowing it's a hostage, so, let it go. Now, if you don't let it go, it'll break whatever's holding it prisoner, and shove it down your digestive tract.

Skorn may miss it, but his mother will just get him a new one and he'll forget all about that one. Then the teddy will get massively angry, seeing as how it has no place to go, and no one cares for it anymore, being a used up piece of sheep fur.

My advice would be to get rid of it, before it gets rid of you.
September 30th 2011, 05:36 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
No! That's my teddy! We were so happy together! WAAAH!!
September 30th 2011, 05:52 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
My advice would be to get rid of it, before it gets rid of you.

LOL!!

Update - Zed snuck into chat yet again last night and whilst my back was turned and my eyes acerted STOLE MY TEDDY AS WELL... he must have a harem of them now - my innocent wee furry one has gone... sits rocking and stares at the wall
September 30th 2011, 09:45 PM
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I wasn't there at the time *dances with his own teddy bear, who is tied to his wrists so no one can steal him. NO ONE! *
September 30th 2011, 09:54 PM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
*set's doodler's teddy on fire*
October 1st 2011, 12:19 AM
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It's fire-proof!
to the music with the Finnish rising again
Does this mean that Synbi am will be the back?
March 26th 2017, 05:34 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
i never got my teddy back.
March 26th 2017, 09:28 PM
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baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
Damn it skurn! Stop reawakening ancient threads! Lol.
March 26th 2017, 10:24 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
He has a new family and a new life now, let him live it skurn.

Dont try to find him.

this is your only warning.
March 26th 2017, 10:28 PM
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baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
If you truly love your teddy spurn. You must let him go.
March 26th 2017, 10:38 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
no.
March 26th 2017, 10:42 PM
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baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
He probably left you because kept on using him like sex toy 24/7.
March 27th 2017, 03:16 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Don't you think it strange that msdink hasn't been around?

Thats right, she's been in on it the entire time you FOOL.

I never had the teddy...

She did.
March 27th 2017, 03:41 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
no, thats expected.
March 27th 2017, 11:30 PM
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baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
Your teddy came to my house last night. He said you abused him. Then he grabbed my machete (yes the same one from my survival gear) and yelled aloud "I WANT VENGEANCE!" and he stormed out of my place. He's out to get you now.
March 28th 2017, 03:18 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
...

lol
March 28th 2017, 03:30 PM
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baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
If you thought was funny, you should've seen him storm out of my house with my machete.
Oh yeah skurn, if survive, could you send my machete back. Thankyou
March 28th 2017, 06:44 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Oh I thought it was hilarious!

Just definitely not for the reasons you think.
March 28th 2017, 10:10 PM
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baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
I bet I can guess.
Maybe because the idea of skurn getting killed by a teddy bear entered your mind
Oooor
The idea of skurn molesting an innocent beanie baby.