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Another Funny story about dumb american(READ IT QUICK BEFORE THE STAFF DELETE IT!!!!!) (Closed)

July 7th 2011, 10:23 PM
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mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
im tired of this heres two great funny stories.

we saved your asses in WW11.

NUMBER TWO WE INVADED IRAQ BECAUSE WE HAD SET SOME GROUND RULES WITH THEM ABOUT THEM AND KUWAIT. THEY DECIDED NOT TO FOLLOW THEM AND ONE DAY SENT AN ARMED FORCE THROUGH KUWAIT WE DECIDED TO REACT AT THAT POINT WE WERE ATTACKE BY TERRORISTS THENCE HENCE THE WAR.
July 7th 2011, 10:26 PM
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Predator
Ghost They/Them
 
Stop being america's door mat mrgantoe im probaly the only person on this this site that stand up to the them.
July 7th 2011, 10:26 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
nope not this time
not last time
and not the time before - are you a one thread pony now?
Move on noone wants to hear this again
July 7th 2011, 10:28 PM
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mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
im not sticking up for them im telling the truth dood let them be there still a super power what country are you from pred huh.
July 7th 2011, 10:31 PM
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Predator
Ghost They/Them
 
UK
July 7th 2011, 10:34 PM
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mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
*COUGH COUGH* what have they done that is so high and mighty america would win in a war against uk even though it would be a suicide mission.
July 7th 2011, 10:43 PM
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Predator
Ghost They/Them
 
Obviously you are very good with history the Britifh empire is the largest empire in history.
July 7th 2011, 10:47 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
They were a group of scotish rebels beat them back.
July 7th 2011, 10:47 PM
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Nice story, though not as funny as last 2 ones. American military is for sh!te, Pakistan's army is the best and bravest. You from UK? I like your soldier's uniform
July 7th 2011, 11:06 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Britifh empire is the largest empire in history.
Correction - was.

Every nation has it's rotten little secrets and histories. Americans have always been very innovative. It's people are ruthless, resilient survivors. That is why it has dominated the world in most areas for so long.
July 7th 2011, 11:11 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Shouldn't this be in a fanfiction site?
July 7th 2011, 11:12 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
No dink is real.
July 7th 2011, 11:23 PM
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Predator
Ghost They/Them
 
@Well at least somebody likes the story youre right DD US militaty is S#it
@Schnapper how have american been innovative?
July 7th 2011, 11:32 PM
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yeah, Pursuit Force Extreme Justice was developed by a Japanese studio, the American's didn't make such a great game which is why I hate them even more than I hate Charlie Chaplin's moustache.
July 8th 2011, 12:29 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
NUMBER TWO WE INVADED IRAQ BECAUSE WE HAD SET SOME GROUND RULES WITH THEM ABOUT THEM AND KUWAIT. THEY DECIDED NOT TO FOLLOW THEM AND ONE DAY SENT AN ARMED FORCE THROUGH KUWAIT WE DECIDED TO REACT AT THAT POINT WE WERE ATTACKE BY TERRORISTS THENCE HENCE THE WAR.

Funny that Americans didn't think that back when Russia was in the same situation.

As for America in general, it's crumbling down pretty badly. It won't take long for China to reach higher forms of technology and overall living. I heard that many of America's (most significant) buildings, are in danger to collapse very soon, cause they're all been build around the same time, and not that great, I might add. Ironically, that faith's gonna hit every country at some point or another.
July 8th 2011, 01:24 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
We pig farmers will be ok.